Madison, WI What if...

Just thought this would be a fun thread to play around with.

What if you were thrust into the Star Wars universe, after the Battle of Endor, knowing only what you know now? (like teleported there without warning).

You don't know Basic, or any of the other languages, and you don't have any credits, and you are stuck on an Outer Rim planet somewhere.

What would you do, and how would you do it?

 

I would make an Ewok fur rug!

Han and Leia would pay big money for them. Carpet the inside of the Falcon with wall to wall Ewok fur carpet...

 

Well, my first thing would be to find out how to read enough of the local language to get by, then see if there was something that I could do to earn credits to buy a meal. I'm sure I'd get pretty hungry after a while.

Of course, if I were on Endor, Ewok meet would taste pretty good, and their fur would keep me warm at night.

My luck though, I would end up on a water farm on Tatooine.

 

Go to Toshi Station! They've got power convertors!

 

I would learn basic as fast as I could, I mean how hard could it be everyone sounds english to me,
After I learned basic I'd steel a ship and join the republic