Read, PA "Who was that masked man"

Revival of a cool Thread. Easy enough. Post a Quote & the Response to the Post should state who said it & what movie is it from & then add a new quote.

Keeping it to Star Wars is too easy, so we will say any movie & see how many cool quotes we can come up with.

 

And so, it begins...

"Hello children. Hello. Here is today's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. One day, Rikki the magic Pixie, went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he grabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and hurriedly ripping off her thin... Old Nick, the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies... Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobbly dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives, and... naked fun? With a melon?"

 

Is it from a Stephen Lynch comedy special/movie?

You stumped me.

 

Nope.

Its from Monty Python

I'll try an easier one:

"No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive."

 

Ok, an easier one..

"Prepare ship for light speed."
"No, no, no, light speed is too slow."
"Light speed, too slow?"
"Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed."

 

This is NOT a hard one, come on folks, lol...

 

Spaceballs

 

I thought I was alone in the universe, lol..

So your time to challenge us, dude

 

Lu? A name I abhore. When I hear it, my ears start to ache. I feel like vomiting , and suddenly I cannot hold back my sword hands anger.

:Starts to tear the place apart:

Do you dare challenge Brother Jing?

Hmf.... A meat eating monk? You need a lesson too.

Who do you think you are?

You want to know who I am? I am the Invinsible Sword Goddess.

 

Ok, a hint. The movie was released with-in the last six years, and it won four Academy Awards.

 

Sorry.. I saw it but lost access for a bit..

That would be: Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

Hmmm, interesting choice.. how bout this:



"How come I always have to get the sake? You listen well... for thirty years, you make the fish, I get the sake. If this were the military, I'd be General by now."

"Oh, so you'd be General, huh? If you were General, I'd be Emperor, and you'd STILL get the sake. So shut up and get the sake."



Hint: Its actually spoken in Japanese, but this is NOT a foreign film.

 

You like swords?
I like baseball.

Kill Bill Vol. 1

 

I hope this doesn't offend anyone.

Wait a minute, Christ? You knew Jesus Christ?
Knew him?
S%#* , N*gga owes me 12 bucks.
Now lets get a 2 piece and a biscuit.

 

You got me stumped with this one, but it is funny as h@#$!

I'll wait to see if someone else can get it.

 

I'll give more of a hint.

and then there's " Pretty in Pink" which I can't watch with this tubby mother *!*&$% any more,because every time we get to the part where the red head gets her dream guy. He starts sobbin like an eight year old with a skinned knee, and nothing is worse then watching a fat man weep.

I'll give the answer on Wednesday.

 

Dogma

 

Damn.

I liked that movie, too.. Haven't seen it enough to recognize the quotes..

The floor is still yours

::mentally prepares to get this one::

 

Ok, I'll throw a bit of a curveball.

It's not a movie.

Ho, Ha, Guard, turn , parry, dodge, spin, thrust.......POING

(Mutters to self) Ok, now lets run that again. ho, ha, guard , turn, parry, dodge, spin, thrust.

 

Daffy Duck! ("On this farm there was an igloo..")

One of my favorite. I got the Collections on DVD.

My turn...

Hmm...

How bout:

"Java Devil, you are now my Bitch!"

 

I googled it and saw that it was " The Tick". However having read some of the one liners. I must now rent the movie. I thought I was going to pee myself , I was laughing so hard.

 

That is a GREAT Show! The Entire Animated Show is on DVD now & is awesome. I also like the Live Action, which is also on DVD. It's a different feel though, more adult humor, which is cool as well. Batmanuel (character of deflater mouse on the animated series) is funny as hell on the live action.


Here is another quote from one of my favorite shows:

"My stomach has been pumped and now I'm hungry! Man, I just have to eat!"

"Rimmer's dad has died."

"Well, I'd prefer chicken."