worzell gummage and starwars cross over

worzell: cuppa tea and a slice of cake aunt beru
aunt beru: arrrrrrrrrrggghhh stormtroppers are coming to burn us alive.
worzell: better put on me jedi head
screws off head and puts it in a box then pulls out another one exactly the same.

begone evil men in white suits or i will use the old jedi mind trick on you

stormtrooper: who is this guy

worzell stands in front of stormtroopers waving his hands about shouting the words : higgledypiggledy
whoopsadaisy
everyone looking at worzell as tho his lost it

stormtroopers: lets fry em
they raise their flamethrowers and fry worzell to a little pile of ash.
a young man and an old man with some droids turn up
luke: theres nothing left for me i'll got to alderaan
they get back in the speeder and start to drive off
c3po: u hear something r2
r2d2:beep beep bop
in the remains of aunt berus house in an old burnt out box
worzell head: aunt beru weres my cuppa tea and me slice of cake.
the rest is history.

 

Yoshee Edit: No flaming please!

 

this thread has no meaning

lock this thread pls

 

I dont get it

 

Why lock it?

 

It's actually quite funny.

 

I love this thread. The answers to life's mysteries lie within it.

 

the next installment:
WORZELL STRIKESBACK: AFTER HE'S HAD HIS TEA

COMING SOON

 

pls no

 

Don't listen to them! This is the best fan fiction I have come across yet! I am thinking Worzel Strikes Back will have a darker feeling and end with us all on the edge of our seats.......

 

cut to scene: luke has just finished training on degoba and yoda is not satisfied with it and luke takes of in his x-wing.

Yoda: there is another

worzell comes trundling along

worzell: another? another what, not stormtroopers let me at em.

yoda: hello master worzell

wozell: oh howdy doody yoda are you in trouble

yoda: no, just helping young boy become jedi, hmmmmmm but fear he too much like his fatheeeeer.

worzell: oh kids these days dont know how lucky they are flying spaceships and the like, i mean when i was younger......blah.....blah....blah

awhile later

worzell:.....blah...blah.....covered in bantha poodu how we all laughed.

yoda looking a very pale green

yoda:i feel the force drain from me, i think im.....dying

worzell: yes anyway as i was saying......blah...blah

yoda walks off back to his hut feeling his life drain from him, in the background the sound of an x-wing landing

worzell: yoda....yoda where have ya gone we havent had tea yet or have a slice of cake.
oh look its that young man back yoda hes changed hes dressed in a horrible black robe looks like he needs a bit of sun to me.

luke walks past worzell not taking any notice.

worzell: well the cheeky young so and so i ought to teach him a lesson

worzell use's his jedi powers to see into lukes mind

worzellh so his going to get his friend han solo back huh, i think a certain hutt would love to hear of this

worzell quickly gets on his space tractor and heads for jabbas place all the while whistling to himself.
will he get a warm reception at jabbas, will luke survive worzells evil cunning and will he get hes slice of cake and a cuppa tea find out in the next installment REVENGE OF THE SIP: WORZELLS FAVORITE BREW

 

you are being misguided !

 

Is Worzel Luke's Father?

 

Well, it would make an interesting twist

 

Does Yoda turn blue?

 

Does he sprout wings?

 

Were Worzell & Yoda college flatmates?

 

what happens when you swap heads between cp30 and worzell

 

Is it like what happened in AOTC?

 

yeah

 

If you take a hefty shot of whiskey, hold your breath, and read the 1st post quickly, you can see the future.

 

F16WarBird is right, I saw the future.....I didn't realise Mr. T was the bikini type?

 

^^^^^^