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Roses are Red
Gandalf is Grey
Here?s a new prompt
For this Valentine?s Day.

Romance in the air
Shipping galore
But aren?t canon ships
Really such a big bore?

Making ships up
Is so much more fun
Though I?m sure you?ll hate me
When this challenge is done.

Write a romance vig;
Wait, there?s a twist.
You have to write about a pair
That doesn?t exist.

Crack!Ship, so it?s called
When it?s not-canon.
An example would be LOST
And if you shipped Locke/Shannon

You also can crossover;
I mean, sure, why not?
OH, there?s something
I nearly forgot.

NO SHIPPING WARS;
Play nice if you can
Cuz if you start one,
We?ll issue a ban.

To avoid this situation,
Just try really an odd pair.
Like Harry/Hermione is awesome,
But it?d be best to beware.

You have all of February
To write this cute vig.
Though follow our last rules;
Don?t make it to big.

2000 minimum,
10000 max.
Though that?s not set in stone,
So seriously, relax.

Of course there?s a prize
At the end of all this
So get to work;
That?s sealed with a kiss!

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Yay! A poem!

I love you, mods.

Not to mention the pairing I had in mind all along is a crack!ship. I think this just made my day.

 

Specifically you love Mi; I have no poetry talent And I'm excited to see what everone comes up with

 

Another awesome poem!

Crack ships huh...

This should be interesting and a lot of fun!

 

hmm... i shall have to consider this... harley and batman anyone? (no, i'm not actually gonna set myself up for that one ATM... just the first thing that came to mind.)

great job on the poem.

:snoopy

 

I think that now would be a good time to remind people that since this is the JC, the crack!ships have to to be unlikely heterosexual pairing

 

Okay, I think I need a rabies shot now because I just got bit by a gigantic plot bunny.

Gigantic!

 

Don't get a rabies shot, get crackin'! (Bad pun not intended )

 

While I remembered this little factoid, I must say it did narrow down my possibilities for my fandoms (including crossovers)... at least pairings that I'm willing to write! Though I have come up with one that I think is feasible and doesn't completely freak me out!

 

I wish I hadn't seen this! A particularly evil plot bunny came hopping up to me with Dudley and Hermione riding it. Besides being freaked out that the bunny wasn't only crushed but could actually hop, I'm appalled that I'm actually thinking of writing it!

 

Okay, if I fail all of my classes, it is ALL YOUR FAULT, TOLKIEN BUNNY!

Peaceful Heart

Good grief.

Edit: Oh and LOL at Dudley not crushing the bunny, Alexis.


face_pippin "But what about second [edit]": Yeah, and I just now got that "crackin" joke. Ha ha ha.


Edit 3- Edits Revolution: It would be nice if I could punctuate.

 

Hahaha, adorable poem.

Most interesting...I'll have to consider this.

 

^now that is something I'd like to see!

 

I just realized I forgot to put in my previous post that I thoroughly enjoyed that poem.

Thanks

Well, I've decided on pairing a different witch with Dudley. Dudley/Luna doesn't turn my stomach. In fact, the more I think about it, they'd be a very cute couple.

 

i know my pairing...

harley quinn and harry dresden. from harley's point of view (if i can pull it)

:snoopy

 

Hermione/Dudley! OMG, must be written!

 

Heck yeah!!

 

*Moans* Now i'm contemplating a Hermione/Dudley/Luna triangle. Is that allowed?

 

Hermione/Dudley?? Oh owww... it hurts!

Hermione/Dudley/Luna triangle... now that would be funny!! Slightly terrifying, but funny!

 

Hermoine/Dudley? Go for it!

 

Ha! Love the poem <3

Non-canon 'ships are the best anyway Crack!shups...are scary sometimes, lol.

*Remembers JC TOS*
*Ponders what's left on the market...*

Hermoine/Draco...Severus/Bella...

Antonin/Hermoine! ...wait, how do I make that PG

*runs away from plot bunnies*

 

Man, I love crack!ships...

 

I think I'm going to have my Ianto/Martha [Torchwood/Doctor Who] story finished by v-day... or at least pretty close!

One question though, minimum is 2000 words and I know it said those aren't set in stone but is a little less alright (~1600 words) or should I try and squeeze out a few more??

 

Ok, I attempted this. The idea hit me and I ran with it. A Gift for Wilson

 

Lookin' good, yodaminch!!

mav, on the wordcount thing, we meant that if you have like 1,995 words or something that you don't hav to try to come up with five more words somewhere to make the minimum. A few words over or under is fine. 400 is too far below, though.