Oceania 6-6-06 National Emo Kid Beatdown Day

Just reposting this from another forum i look at

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laugh if you want, i just found it amusing

 

I'm too lazy, can someone make me up a graphic that says "If you're a bigoted redneck **** who judges people completely on appearance, expect a kick in the nuts at any time." ?

Thanks.

 

Judging people on haircuts aside, I love the concept. ******* punks make a mockery of legitimate depression.

Edit: I shouldn't be advocating violence, come to think of it. Violence is bad. Just tell them to get off myspace instead.

 

That's just lame. It makes a complete mockery of such patented, legitimate days as "Pinch a Slack-Jawed Yokel Day" and "Molest Michael Jackson Day..."

I imagine, even, these days aren't remembered by some of you due to things like this. It's a shame. A real shame.

 

I am so there. Lousy emo kids with their pretend depression and wimp rock.

E_S

 

Well...I might happen to like the "wimp rock..." But I don't know. Anyway, taste is relative. However, when it comes to fake depression, I draw the line. It's worth a lot of scorn, but I don't know if I'd punch someone because of it.

Back to the first point, though: has anyone noticed how 'Linkin Park' always whinge about being neglected/down/treated badly? It all points to teenage angst.

 

When do we start?

 

I'm all about using a staple gun on people in skinny jeans, emo or not.

 

I'm not all that hot on beating down people because of their haircuts, but I'd love to really give some emo kids something to be depressed about

 

You're going to sing to them?

E_S

 

That could probably do it.
Although a shin kick to the skull sounds more fun.

 

Damn straight. My sister is the first one on my list.

 

geez, I didn't think i'd get so many replies this fast.

SM, I realise how pathetic it is, I can show you a few hundred examples of similar stuff, I just found it amusing that someone spent so much time making that bollocks up.

 

Where do I sign up?

People in skinny jeans look like velociraptors.

 

..Except no where near as cool. No where.

 

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QED.

 

That would just inspire more MySpace whining!

E_S

 

Won't having a day like this just perpetuate the whining, and the self-anxiety...?

 

Yes true, but for once at least they'll be bitching about something real. A shin through the face is certainly something to be sad about.

I assume a lot of you have hear the 'Emo Song'?
Linkerooni
Yeah we all know youtube sucks the big one but it's the easiest way to watch.

 

That's part of the problem. I'm actually more convinced a day of "Emo Kid Suicide Education" might be of more benefit; basically, because beating them would cause more emo - blacker hair, more eyeliner, and more My Chemical Romance - it's not an optimal solution. However, since they're already miserable and hate life, but just to soft to actually top themselves, I reckon a bit of Maddox-style suicide education on our behalf might convince them to join that big MySpace whinge in the sky...

Tell me that's not an optimal solution?

E_S

 

But I wanna shin kick them!!!
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Waah waah waah!
You guys are like totally suffocating...I think I'll post about it on myspace.

 

But Shadow, kicking them is tantamount to pouring water on poor Gizmo! It just makes more of them!

ES

 

That's okay. I got strong conditioned shins of steel...I'll kick them all!
I guess you can tell my over excited about going to Thailand

 

Let's avoid the threats of physical violence, ok? As much as many people here obviously hold little respect for this absurd little teenage fad, this thread is starting to look a bit Cronulla-like, especially with these Australian flags...

 

dear myspace hawk doesnt understand my pain i am unique in my suffering my poetry my death why am i the only 1 who feels this way?

listening to: afi

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