A present for our Midland brothers

good point it just welshguy always like to give him the best i reckon he would have eatin what ever u gave him

 

My thoughts exactly


Watches cow being crunched


Ah, the marvels of nature

 

put on rain coat as blood splats ever were u got to lover that

 

Indeed, gore is fun to watch

wipes Cow blood from visor

Right, hopefully now he wont need feeding until the morning

 

yep he should be fine for now

 

Did you remember his bedtime story?

Phill the Rancor gets grouchy if you don't read him a bedtime story...

Oh i'll do it!


Once upon a time there was a handsome, dashing young CR called Wilshguy. Wilshguy lived in the magic kingdom of FanForce.

The kingdom of FanForce was ruled over by the evil king Jeiren! All feard him as he was known to crush armies with a raise of his hand and charged inordinately high coucil tax.

But the handsome and dashing young CR Wilshguy wasn't like the other townsfolk. He was special and gifted, indeed, he was often referred to as "the special one", "the prophesise one" and "he who will one day rule". Evil king Jeiren heard of the townsfolks love, admiration and lust (check the sig) for Wilshguy and became insanely jealous.

"Rahhhh" he roared in his golden castle, up high atop of the highest hill in the land. "I am their king and overlord, why don't the love me so?".

With this the evil king Jeiren decided to have it out once and for all with the handsome and dashing CR Wilshguy. He summoned him to the town square, where they would do battle till only one remained. He who still stood at the end would truely be worthy to be called king and deserving of the people's love.

"Master Wilshguy." The evil King Jeiren said. "We've missed you."

"It ends tonight." The handsome and dashing CR Wilshguy said, rain splashing off his sunglasses.

"I know it does. I've seeeeeen it. And to prove to you that i'm the one that's going to beat you, all my subjects and armies are just going to watch. I'm not even going to use my mod powers".

With that the handsome and dashing CR Wilshguy gripped his fist tight and ran for the evil king Jeiren. He did the same. Rain lashed down on their faces as they hurtled towards each other and their destiny. The drums of the army beat out across the land as the final battle between good and evil erupted in the town square!



Oh well... That's enough for now. I'm sure you all know how it turns out.

 

Yes, King Jeiren whupped your *** up and down the street before demoting you and banishing you for all time from the kingdom.

Something like that, right?

 

Hmmmm... this is going to get nasty isn't it?

 

Good story there Phil.

 

as long as theres no kissing, I dont like stories with kissing.

 

Not even a kissing Rancor!?!


*Turns to the Rancor*


Sorry m8, it's not going to work.

 

Aw go one V give the rancor a wee kiss... there's a bottle of Rasberry Stoli in it for you

 

I didn't know V could be bought for a bottle of Rasberry Stoli!?!


I'd hold out for at least two bottles anyway...

 

Gesh!

Project much Jairen?

They were just two made up characters in an imaginary situation.

I don't know why you would want to demote me for an inocent little story.

 

Well I don't know, I was just testing the water... of course this could result in my immediate decapitation as soon as she sees this but live fast die young and all that

 

It was nice knowing you Nik. I'll be sad to see you go.

 

wonderful story. why are we using our cows? Its the welshes rancor they should provide the food and we will provide the toys (chavs)

i cant wait for the next installment

 

Yeah, Welshguy's next story can involve him getting his ass kicked again by the mighty Jairen's dark FanForce army led by the utterly unbeatable 6ft 3 Mandalorian Sith Lord General

I'm sure that would be fun

 

"6ft 3 Mandalorian Sith Lord General"


Hmmmmm.....


I think I want to hear that story, I love Mandalorians.


*Grabs a bowl of popcorn and waits to hear the story*

 

I'm not good at telling stories
I'm better at re-enacting them


But I'll have a go if you really want me to

 

Sure, if you really want to tell me and the Rancor a story. He seems alittle grumpy, I don't think he liked the tofu much.

 

BRING IT ON!!!

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Oh NO!!!!




Bring it on Richie!!

 

yawns

Very well
Here is the story of the foolish CR Welshguy's attempt to defeat the might Dark Army of King Jairen...

The CR Welshguy was gaining the upper hand over over the evil King Jairen, using his skill to dodge Jairen's attacks.
So Jairen, being evil as he was, decided to do the honest villain thing, and cheat
He summoned his general, his most loyal and poerful fighter, to set troops upon Welshguy, while Jairen made his escape to replenish his mod powers
The Mighty Mandalorian general sent his best troops to deal with the foolish CR. Wave after wave of soldier poured in and seiged the mighty CR, but they were struck down easily under his skill and speed.
The General realised that this Rebel who had dared oppose the might of his leader would need to be taught a lesson, so he decided to fight Welshguy himself.
He launched himself into the air and unleashed a volley of blasts upon his enemy, who easily dodged them. So the General used his jet pack rocket to try and and end the fight quickly. He watched as Welshguy was blasted through the far wall. But the CR was no pushover, a rocket could not finish him. He however could do nothing. He could not fly like the General so he was unable to hit him. Anything he did launch at the General had little effect against the Mandalorian iron plates. So the General tied up his wrists with a grappling rope and dragged him around the room.

Welshguy tried everything to stop the General. He made the ceiling crumble on him, he threw him across the room, he used all of the tricks he had, but it had little effect on the General, who was trained to resist pain, and immune to almost all physical attacks.

The brave and foolish CR was eventually forced to flee whilst being chased by a jet of fire from the General's flamethrower, and a hail of blaster bolts from the infite hoard of troops from this dark army

It was clear that CR Welshguy would need allies to help him in his future attempts at overthrowing the might of the Fan Force Ruler....

End

 

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Have at you!

Attack my Wookie slaves. Crush this fool and his effeminately coloured costume!