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Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Veraden, Mar 28, 2005.

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  1. Orrelios

    Orrelios Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Red, as one of the emperors royal guards.

    When during the saga, did Vader have a heart attack that made him grasp his chest and grunt in pain.


     
  2. RocketGirl

    RocketGirl Jedi Master star 4

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    12.

    Why isnt Salcious Crumb on ritalin?
     
  3. Orrelios

    Orrelios Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Because he had Jabba near him.

    How could Vader have a heart attack at the age of 12, when he still was Anakin Skywalker and not Darth Vader?
     
  4. RocketGirl

    RocketGirl Jedi Master star 4

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    Twelve.

    Speaking of Salacious Crumb, where is his father, Salacious Bread?
     
  5. darksidesticks

    darksidesticks Jedi Youngling star 2

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    In my stomach. He wasn't bad..kinda crunchy, actually.

    Would the Sarlaac eat Jabba?
     
  6. RocketGirl

    RocketGirl Jedi Master star 4

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    With chips. The Sarlacc has a cholesterol problem.

    How many Ewoks could you cram into a clown car?
     
  7. Cinnamon_Windu

    Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    I wouldn't put any Ewoks in any kind of car.

    Why did Yoda go to Dagobah?
     
  8. DarthDubya05

    DarthDubya05 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    because he can.

    When did Vader get his Starship License?
     
  9. LadyVader93

    LadyVader93 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Apr 1, 2006
    he didnt....need one



    why is sidious so manitulative?
     
  10. darksidesticks

    darksidesticks Jedi Youngling star 2

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    because being manipulative is more fun than not being manipulative

    what kind of Jedi can mind-trick Hutts?
     
  11. LadyVader93

    LadyVader93 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    tom cruise


    i was arguring with someone about why BFII is better than the original...it is better?? right?!?!?!
     
  12. Knight-8311

    Knight-8311 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    WHAT IS STAR WARS?
     
  13. 694377

    694377 Jedi Master star 5

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    LadyVader93, they are just like cake: you eat 1 and then you want some more...

    Knight-8311, Star Wars is an underwater world in a park next to a little jawa's sandcrawler.

    What would General Grievous do if he had a grip on the star wars galaxy?
     
  14. clonetrooper1

    clonetrooper1 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    He's let go and fall through the universe


    why would anakin eat creepy crawlies?
     
  15. LadyVader93

    LadyVader93 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    what do u mean by creppy crawlies??? if u mean what i am thinking its fried ladybug...and he ate it because it was "the will of the (force) bug"


    why do people ask stupid questions like that!?!?!?
     
  16. FaithInTheDarkSide

    FaithInTheDarkSide Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Because it's an "Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer" thread. Gee, isn't that obvious?

    Why do you think those questions are stupid? (notice that I'm expecting a stupid answer)
     
  17. LadyVader93

    LadyVader93 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    dude calm down man...the answer is always BACON!!!





    i like bacon...do u like bacon
     
  18. RocketGirl

    RocketGirl Jedi Master star 4

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    Well, not Gamorrean bacon. And the answer is always "twelve", not "bacon".

    Does Luke have a Tattooine driver's license?
     
  19. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    Apr 17, 2006
    No, but he does have a tattoo of one.


    Where did Boba Fett eat breakfast?
     
  20. LadyVader93

    LadyVader93 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    oh oh in the Sarclacs(sp) mouth!!!



    who invented banana's?
     
  21. darksidesticks

    darksidesticks Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Cal Omas, taking his cue from an ancient politician named Al Gore

    What kind of cereal does Luke eat?
     
  22. RocketGirl

    RocketGirl Jedi Master star 4

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    Why, See-ThreepiOs?, of course! Part of this nutritious breakfast!

    Who the heck goes to an empty canyon to beg, anyway?
     
  23. Tatooine_92

    Tatooine_92 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Sep 15, 2005
    Twelve.

    ~

    Why couldn't TK-421 copy?
     
  24. RocketGirl

    RocketGirl Jedi Master star 4

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    Cuz the TK-421 is a fax machine, not a copier.

    What gets vented through the small thermal exhaust port right below the main port anyway?
     
  25. darksidesticks

    darksidesticks Jedi Youngling star 2

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    You really don't want to know.

    Did Anakin ever visit the Moons of Iego?
     
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