FF:WA BOO..... .....heehee

Mine too! All in one post!

At this rate SH, I won't have to neuter you..

 

Oh, good. The three of us feel much better.

 

The three of you?

Umm...are you some sort of freak of nature?

Do I need three pairs of scissors to go neutering?

 

Hehehe
I think he meant "the three of us" as in you, me and him...

 

Ohhh, I see...

 

Well, what I think I meant was me and my two best friends...that is, me and my...oh, never mind.

 

Mr Bean has a flexible friend


it's true! he even says so.

 

That is indeed very true.

I believe it was a pink flexible friend no less.

 

I have a pink flexible friend too.......

 

We're not going to start talking about how far our flexible friends will stretch, are we?

 

I can have as many flexible friends as i want ;P

 

Next stop: Beavis and Butthead jokes.

 

Ohh gawd, here we go..

 

Uhhhhh....huhuhuhuhuhuh.....huuuhhhhh....
Huh huh huh huh
"Wood."
Huh huh huh huh

 

No Beavis and Butthead rubbish please. Honestly, the only good thing that ever came of that crap was Daria! I've had enough Butthead to last me more than a lifetime. A guy at school looked, talked and acted like Butthead all day long. He kinda still does. And he smelt like mandarins. *shudder*

 

*switches off Butthead tape*

Mandarins? What's wrong with the humble Mandarin? Smaller, more compact than the orange, and easier to peel!

 

I quite like mandarins... But when I say he smelt of mandarins I mean its like he'd had a couple of rotten ones sitting around for a while and then decided to go for a roll in them. It wasn't pleasant. And he always stank of them.

 

I used to know a tree like that. It was a gum tree, but every day when I walked past it, it smelt like off tinned peaches...

Blech.

 

I used to know a tree like that.

I trust not in the Biblical sense, m'dear...

 

Yeow! watch those splinters!

 

No, not in the biblical sense..

Goddamnit MisFitToy! Why'd you have to go say that for? Now I can't get that image out of my head

 

got phantom itch?

 

...reminds me of a sexual health awareness campaign they did in the Torres Strait islands a while back, featuring a guy in what looked like a Phantom costume, called "Condoman" ...

They called him The Ghost Who Porks.

 

That's classic


Phantom itch?
Are you incinuating something???

 

No, i'll leave that up to others

and SH, are you sure that film was from school? sure it wasn't a dark corner of a video store?

edit: gah, campaign, not school.