Sth Bend, IN Crabmen

A post about everything and nothing all at once.

This started at my old job. Their's started as a printer testpage (DOS dotmatrix style) that went out of control (over 200 pages). It had everything in it including: song lyrics, movie quotes, endless ramblings, things that were bothering them, venting, etc.

I hope to carry this legacy on in our forum. First rule of Crabmen, you do not talk about Crabmen. Second rule of Crabmen, you DO NOT talk about Crabmen. Just kidding, there are not rules. Remember, just let yourself go, let you mind take over your hands and let it spew forth endless information about what is flying around inside your head.

 

Orange barrels, orange barrels looking back at me...

 

Technically, If I think therefore I am, but I attend Sociology class in which I most definatly do NOT think, does that phase me out of this existence? And can I use that to gain frequent flier miles?

 

I

like

ice cream.

 

I got some ice cream and you aint got none..nannnanann.. plochshh {ice cream fall off of cone and on ground}. whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Eddie Murphy rules.

Juicy Fruit is a good gum but it only lasts for about two minutes if you are lucky. Why can't they make it last longer..what up with dat?

 

I envy dead people

 

Celphone companies are always so difficult. The phone you want never works on your network, I hate that. Some new cool phone comes out and "I'm sorry, it is to advanced for our network".

Anything to bring the common man down..

 

I envy people who get to wear military uniforms. I'd never want to be in the military (though being a fighter pilot would kick @ss, they'd NEVER take me) But the uniforms look so cool.

 

Yes, and you never have to "pick out" your cloths, they are always the same. No more, does this go with that?

 

I wonder if all those reality TV shows are rigged?

 

That's not a great thing BDZ, I went to Catholic school for 12 years. That was 12 long years of never deciding what to wear. It drove me NUTS.

 

Who just touched me?

 

Sorry, I'm autistic.

 

Why can't they make socks that don't "fall down" over time. I mean, we can clone animals, put people in space but we can't seem to invent a fabric or sumpin that keeps your socks up.

 

Why.

 

Last time I saw you, you were only this high.

 

The Lord is my life and my salvation, whom shall I fear?

Jar Jar.

 

Did you know that you can make Chinese fortune cookies much more interesting? Simply add "...in bed" after your fortune.

"You will live long and prosperous...in bed"

The possibilities are endless.

 

I don't know if it is lack of self control or lsd they put in the pizza. When I go to Pizza Hut for their all you can eat buffet, I can't stop eating. I will have 2 heaping plates of pizza. I can't stop. If I have pizza at home, I only eat a few slices but there I can't stop.

 

Come on y'all lets take a ride, don't you say sh@t just get inside.

I don't know why but if I mispell something, I always delete it all and start over. Example just above, I put yall and decided to put the ' in it. So instead of arrowing over to it and inserting the ' I just backspaced, erased it and started it all over again. Weird...well talking about weird...

I can't type administrator without starting at the beginning. I cannot for the life of me just fix it. Example, if I started typing, administrotor, I couldn't justbackspace to the o and put an a, I would have to delete it all and start over. It is just burned into my brain how to type it. If you asked me how to spell it, I probably couldnt'.

 

The new Star Wars Inifities comic has a very kewl premise.

 

if they do it well, there is a lot of crappy fanfic out there based on the same premise

 

I love the new icons. I hope they keep commin.

 

Grilled Cheese

 

We are the Borg. Do you have any suntan lotion?