Buff, NY Favorite movie lines

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

 

Luck is one of my skills.

 

Make like a tree and get the hell out of here!

 

Big...Big........big bear chase me!

 

Get your hands off me, you d@mn dirty ape!

 

Ding ***** Dong!

 

you masterbate more than anyone else on the planet...
**** everybody knows that...
yeah but when your doing it your thinking about guys...

 

HARTMAN

"Who said that? Who the **** said that? Who's the slimy little communist $hit twinkle-toed ********** down here, who just
signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy ******* godmother said it! Out-*******-standing! I will P.T. you all until
you ******* die! I'll P.T. you until your ******* are sucking buttermilk.

 

"They brought their ******* toys with them!"
"Better than playing with themselves"
"Theyre too STUPID to play with themselves"

 

Theres no stopping what can't be stopped; no killin' what can't be killed...

you cant see the eyes of the demon....till him come callin'.

 

Life moves pretty fast....if you don't stop and look around...you could miss it!

 

"Come on God, answer me. If years I've been asking you, why, why are the innocent dead and the guilty alive? Where is justice? Where is punishment? Or have you already answered, have you already said to the world, here is justice, here is punishment. Here.....in me."

 

How could he have flushed the toilet? Jinxie doesn't even have any thumbs!

Day..by day...by day...by day....

 

bomb! bombbombbombbomb bombbomb bombbombbomb!

 

"In America a day, every 25 ******* seconds, someone is visously raped, someone is brutally violated. 250 times a day, someone's murdered, someone's life is taken in America. This is America? This is America? And I love America....I LOVE AMERICA." Its not from a movie, its a song intro. Branching off alittle.

 

That kid is on the escalator again!

 

There is no Easter Bunny. That doown there.. it's just a guy in a suit!

 

"We're sorta like 7-11: We're not always doing business, but we're always open."
-Murphy

 

We come for your daughter Chuck!

 

"Say hello to my little friend."

 

Ding dong the witch is dead! The witch is dead.....


(this could have gone under another thread as well)

Not to worry Lisa and Rob..this doesn't mean more work

 

have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

 

We have half a tank of gas, a full pack of smokes.....it's dark out and we're wearing sunglasses..........HIT IT!!

 

FRANKS AND BEANS!!!!!!!!

 

are you a pothead focker?