FF SA, Prepare to be Invaded.

The Atlantic Canada General FF, under King Ton_G I, is now commencing a friendly invasion of FF South Africa. You are free to put up resistance.

You have been warned.

 

By Royal proclamation of king Ton_G I of the ACG Empire your forum is here by annexed. Your local governor shall arrive shorty and the king himself plans to visit.

All hail the chief!

Commissar Cromwell

 

Your powers are weak, if you invade us you will be crushed...

 

So you might think. However, the ACG Empire has the forces of the Simonic Inquision on our side.

En garde, you rogue!

*Draws his rapier*

 

*again watch's as the priest in his over side red dress (or robes, what ever)start a fight with a smart mouthed bystander...*

"Simon Simon he's our man, If he can't do is some one else sure as heck can!"

 

I will BURN you. As you know very well, the Simonic Inquisition wears black capes and normal clothing.

And the head of the Inquisition is Octavulg. Otherwise it gets confusing.

And aren't you under a restraining order, preventing you from even posting here?

 

Who are you calling a bystander!?

 

OnlyOneKenobi, I appoint you Governoratorship pro tem of South Africa and charge you with assisting me in the apprehension, trial, stoning and burning of this heretic, Commissar Cromwell!

*Grabs the Commissar and ties him to the stake*

 

This sounds like something that I, the [very] recently [self-]reinstated Director of Executive Action, should also oversee.

*throws snowball at helpless C_C

 

*Commissar takes bite out of steak?.*

mmmm rare just the way I like it! HAHA church man in a dress! Sure you say you?re in normal clothes but we all know your in a red dress/robe. Look out for crocodiles mate cause you in denial! (pronounced de nile!)

 

*Shakes Dak's hand*

Good to have you back on board, Director. Can you be trusted with heated pointy metal objects?

 

Heated pointy metal objects? I need no such things! I come well equipped, thank you, and I much prefer colder steel. Like this here axe.

*uses axe to fling many snowballs at C_C, covering his face so that he can no longer speak*

 

* starts linking snow off face*

mrph mrrr rmmph mrrr!

*face not clear of snow yet!*