SWRPF Archive God Moders' Arena

Padawan716 enters the arena and falls asleep on th couch, god moding in his dreams...

and begins drooling and snoring...

 

Rise...


*posts new RP for G-M Arena by way of turkey*

Post-NJO Empire RP!

Story

Teh YV=dead. Empire comes back and builds a new superweapon thingie, the Death StarIII. Den it bulds a fleet of them (14713431029548329 bazillion). We=Empire. We hve to tke over teh galaxy for the Post-NJO Empire!


Rules=

No GMing ( )



Hve fun


EDIT: Bah... just my luck that when I finally decide the RP I'm mocking has descended far enough into the dredges of the RPF, I notice we have several Empire RP's. Just a note to everyone in them, I'm not mocking you. Thank you...

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*Blows up galaxy with Ultra weapon thingie*

 

Greetings Gentlemen,

((Wildwookiee pops out of hyperspace))

All your bases are belong to us!!!

 

*Forces the knowledge of the definition of post-modernism out of a nearby republic senator with complete ease. Then forces said senator to write and submit essay on same.*

"HA!"




EDIT: For good measure, grabs an aforementioned crazed weasel, coerces weasel into finishing composition of STUPID piece. Goes and watches TV.

 

Eats crazed wheezel

writes a paper about the neo-classicism of the early Russian Republic, and slips it magically where the Post Modernism paper should be.

All your base are belong to us

 

W_W: I challenge you to a Mobile Suite Battle, do you accept?

 

I accept...hits Blue 10 with a fish.

 

The fish does no damage agains't the Luna Titanium alloy of the RGM-79 (G) as it is merely a stinky carp flopping in WW's hand...

The mobile suite flies back and takes aim at WW's head.

(You might want to reconsider your weapon of choice as mine has better armor than anything living, stands some 20 meters taller than you, and has beam weaponry. But that's only if you don't want me to completly incinerate you in one shot. Your call in truth. )

 

...ah, but I am a master GM'er...I learned from Anakin Doboski...and I respond with two words...

"You Missed.AD"

I.hada.Shield.

TAG

 

:arthTader walks into the blackness of space and waves his hands::

Welcome back to reality...I mindtricked you to think you were all out in space.

:ulls out blaster, shoots Wildwookiee 20 times in the head::

::Ignights orange lightsaber, then takes his former master's(Darth Phil) saber and ignights the red blade::

::Cuts off Blue_10's arms and legs::

Bring it!

 

"You Missed.AD"

"I.hada.field"

 

Out of nowhere a giant array of mirrors forms a + and focuses it's reflective sun light upon the exact point where WW stands, forming an intense laser which boils tha air and ground

 

A-kaz a jedi padawon walks in and uses the force to make everyone gay and love eachother.


( I mean EVERYONE! ANY YOU LIKE IT!!!)

 

fully or can I be bi at least?

 

You mindtricks don't work on me you pathetic padawan

::Cuts off A-kaz's head and puts it in a blender::

::100 kangaroos bounce in, all wering yoda masks...They eat Blue_10 and then try to eat me::

STAY AWAY YOU DAMN KANGAROOS!

 

I'm still in the cockpit of my RGM-79 (G) and thanks to the death of the Padawan, my curse is lifted.

::The GM fires it's beam rifle, incinerating the kangaroos::

 

My Babies!

 

...sorry, you missed.

"I.hada.field"

 

ReallyBoringGuy walks in and is ignored. He's too boring to bother.

 

one of the surving cangoroos brings a-kaz back to life and makes him the most powerfull in excistance! NOTHING CAN STOP HIM! I MEAN NO ONE! NOT EVEN RESIST HIM!!!!!

He makes everyone fully gay and all have u know what...

 

I killed you, fool... You are pathtic

::Kills padawan again, this time by impaling his chest and forcechoakes him to death then he blows him into dust, so no damn kangaroo can bring him back to life::

Now they gay has gone away

Good never will beat evil because good is dumb.

By the way, WW would of never been effected

He.Hada.Field

 

I'm funny arn't I?


A-kaz's ghost has been vaperized, using a very large ghostbuster thing. Now he will not come back again and try to make us gay.

 

I'll just have to keep walking around in my state-of-the-art mobile suite until I can find an opponent who doesn't have a feild.

:Strolls about and crushes really boring guy because he can:

 

The following contains violent and descriptive carnage...all users under the age of 15 should leave the forum right now.


WW uses the evil eyeball stare that his mother gives him when she wants him to do somthing...it burns a hole in all whom it comes in contact with. They have a strange compulsion to go clean their respective rooms, and wash up for dinner...

OOHH...that's a cheap shot isn't it...

and STILL...

You.missed

I.hada.field.