Mary Hey all!

We would be honored if you would spork us. [face_shocked]

 

"Only now, at the end, do you realize the true power of the spork."

 

The White Marsh Mall. What a great idea. What an incredible spork you discovered.

 

"Be mindful of the living spork"

 

I don't know, whatta ya think? You think a princess and a spork like me...

 

"It had to have been sandwich people, look there's mayonnaise and sporks everywhere."

"Yes we are led to believe that sandwich people did this but these splatter points are too precise to have been sandwich people."

 

"Feel the spork flowing through you..."

EDIT: Must be nice having our jobs

 

I don't deserve my salary, I really don't.

Look sir, sporks!

 

Neither do I, but since they are so willing to pay it...

"It was an Imperial Probe Spork..."

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Think I've been busy today?

 

I can take you as far as Anchorhead, from there you can take a spork to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going...

 

I have amassed 10 frieking thousand posts since last June. That is way too much, yet I enjoy a pretty decent lifestyle because oddly enough they pay me well. Come join me, it is the only way. I barely had time to eat at my previous jobs.

 

TK-Spork-21 why aren't you at your post?

TK-Spork-21 why aren't you at your post?

 

"He is our only hope"
"No, there is another Spork"

 

Now you will feel the power of this fully functional and operational spork. Commander..., spork at will.

 

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your Spork...

I am a Spork like my father before me...

Go and strap yourselves in, I'm going to make the jump to Spork Speed!!!

 

You will go to the 7-11 system. There you will meet Yogurt, the spork master who taught me how to use the spork.

edit: Now I am going to spend all day at work talking about spork! Arrrghhh!!

 

"Obi Wan has sporked you well, but you are not a spork yet."

 

I got him! I got him!
Great kid, now don't get sporky...

We'll be sent to the Spork mines of Kessel, smashed into who know's what!!!

You could use a good SPORK!

That's no spork, it's a space station!

I see you have constructed a new spork-saber. Your skills are now complete.

 

Oohhhh, Luke Starkiller....now I've gotten uncomfortable.

 

LOL

 

"I was gonna go to Tosche Station to pick up some sporks!"

"Luke, you can play with your utensils later."

 

Oh Spork was right, I'm never gonna get out of here!

 

Darth Vader addresses the bounty hunters on the control deck of his Star Destroyer:

"You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No sporks."

Boba Fett: "As you wish."

 

"Bounty Hunters? We don't need their spork here!"

 

Cafe is the path to the Dark side; cafe leads to cheap food, cheap food requires a spork, spork leads to suffering....