FF:VIC "How to annoy Cahill"; Easy step-by-step lessons.

"How to Piss off Cahill", Lesson 1:

Step 1: Post nothing but inane questions whilst he is trying to play video game.

Step 2: when he gets angry, respond with a roofle, and then another question.

Step 3: When he finally answers, post nothing but "..." in response.

Step 4: For variety, every so often throw in a "?"

Step 5: Even when he has given up trying to explain, keep spamming him with "..." and "roofle"

Step 6: Pause for a time, so he can resume gameplay.

Step 7: Repeat steps 1-6.

I now hand over to Damir for Lesson II.

P.S. First person to post in this thread is teh gh**.

 

I'm not playing a game right now, you idiot.

 

"How to Piss off Cahill", Lesson 2:

Keep telling him he is 'ghey'
...Eventually, he'll see it to.

 

Don't make me bring in the many, many, many women who would deny that claim.

 

...


?


roofle.

 

Hmmm...

Lets see, we have Mel, and ermmm... ummm...

 

My exploits are far too explicit for your young ears, Damir. Maybe when you're older I'll tell you about them.

 

...

?

 

I give him another good 6 months before that rampant killing spree kicks in... looks lik we'll just have to up the level of abuse.

 

roofle

 

Cahill is my friend, hero and mentor

 

Yeah, like, PoT's and his goons have been a bit harsh on old Cahill, so, like, maybe ease back and stuff... *awaits applause of agreement*

 

Huh? Goon? Wha?


...Damn, you had my hopes up for a minute there. I see no goon here.

 

HERE I AM! ITS GOONY TOM!
HERE I AM! ENJOY MY THE BOMB!

:: Points to Cahills Car ::

Oh and for you running away screaming, I mean like its old and really bad but then again I don't even have a car so I hold it dear to me.

:: Pockets car keys ::

 

That's quite possibly the randomest thing you've ever posted.

*Wipes away tear* Our little TJ's growing up so fast...

 

You have a car?

 

James is gh**.

Come on out this weekend Pip. We can account together over a good bottle of red in some swanky dive or two.

Bring Warfie and the Chef out for a spell, we'll have a good lads night.

I think it is firm.

What say you, oh gentleman AND a Scholar? (and what a combination it is!)

 

Well I'll be!

 

Oh man. Was I banned last week? If only I had of noticed it might have felt more threatening.

...

?

 

What an arrogant statement!!!!

 

Indeed, Arrogant



I'm growing up? Yippeee! I mean 'Smashing'

 

Lute is learning.

 

To mimic one Lachlan Hay, "I'll be there with bells on", Monsieur Wishart. Only bummer is I have to work the next day at 6.30am...can I drive to yours and dump the Peugeot 504

[image=http://www.motorbase.com/pictures/contributions/000121/sml_peugeot_504_break_riviera-2.jpg] [image=http://www.motorbase.com/pictures/contributions/991202//sml_1975_peugeot_504_l_diesel.jpg]

in the security of your driveway?

EDIT: For the sake of relevance,

Cahill is gh** (my apologies Nathan)

 

Arrogance is next to Grantliness

 

'tis a fine car.

What are we doing and where are we going again?

More importantly, when? I can't feel my head.

I blame j00 Cahill. (PS. I lub j00)