Pittsburgh, PA Humourous 1 sentence Star Wars stories

Big Horn Sheepishes and Sabertooth Grizzle Bears that would consume the whole...

 

group of people that are responsible for the 'pogs' craze a few years ago, which incidently started the...

 

deadly cardboard riots of downtown Coruscant, where Anakin, against his Master's wishes, opened a can of whoop ass on

 

all the Bothan Spies who...

 

dropped their shippments at the first sign of an imperial cruser and then...

 

ran back home to tell their mommies on the mean jedi's and imperials after they had already...

 

went to the bathroom at kennywood, where...

 

a creepy looking gamorian with a girlish voice said "ahhh hello boys.." which frightened them so..

 

that they had to flee to the Noah's Ark ride, where in line they met up with . . .

 

a scruffy looking Nerf Hearder who...

 

Gave them his comic book collectione for his life considering the fact that they were going to..

 

cut off his nether regions with a vibro-axe. Next, Darth Vader himself dropped by the SWAP meeting to let Rox know that...

 

he had come to take over and....

 

destroy the little whining padawans. who objected but vader simply...

 

put his hands on his hips, threw back his head and laughed at the plight of the silly padawans. Then he.........

 

had his Stormtroopers wheel in a cart full of manure "cow pies", and summoned the Force, using it to hurl them at

 

all the silly padawans who...

 

ignorantly opened there mouths as they were screaming and from then on we have called them..

 

individuals sorely in need of a tic-tac; that is, until the padawans paid Darth Vader to come up with an idea for revenge on the older members who mocked them, and Vader

 

Took the money and did the retaliation on the padawans again whichj made them furious so they...

 

Square Danced around the Imperial Probe Droid Vader...

 

brought with him from K-Mart, where he was shopping for new figures with local collector Sal, a man known to dress up as

 

the guy on brendan wahlbergs icon, and also...

 

as Palpatine, which fooled Vader into thinking Sal was his Master, whereupon "Salpatine" ordered Vader to

 

go find some kentucky friied chicken and feed it to the wampoa so that the wampa would...