Provo Let the Sock Puppet Theatre Commence!

My statistics show that I'm pleased that you were kind enough to include me in your little poem JawaJuice.

My statistics show that there is nothing grander than Alabamer in July.

 

And did you write that yourself?

So what are your statistics saying that this thread will reach over 100 posts?

 

I don't type much, it takes too long to bite throught this jacket (which by the way is WAY too big for me! The sleeves wrap all the way around!!)

It seems that all the rest of these socks here are more intelligent than the ones I wear. Perhaps I should consider changing my store of purchase?

In any case, I must away with me! They've noticed I'm missin, and the wife is sending out flying attack pork-a-pines in my pursuit!

 

My statistics show that this is the last day of absolute freedom from the barriers that hold us in line. Tomorrow we'll be thrust back to the wolves of social propriety. Despite all my nastiness I hope that all of you have enjoyed my company.

My statistics show, Goodbye.

 

I just thought I'd get a post in while my other half is off digging through boxes. When do we get to take the masks off?

 

Yes I wrote that poem myself. What other nut would write a poem about jello and socks?

 

It sure would be fun if this went over a hundred posts...but my statistics show that it probably won't. Well, it's been fun, folks!

Let me give you one more clue about my identity:

I love Star Wars.

That should help you out!

 

So long, farewell to all you fellow socks. My kitty cat says bye too.....
My friend's aunt's sister's mother's daughter's daughter's best friend says goodbye.