Mayor of Pancake and Waffles Forum Election thread

Will the Mayor cover themselves in syrup if elected?
I'm very interested in this political agenda>>>

 

The Mayor is a servant to the people. If you wish me to cover myself in syrup, I shall abide.

And I shall eat rola cola balls

 

Andalite IS Pancake and Waffles.

 

I vote for A-B.

Hang on..wait...D'oh!

 

I voted A-B because halibut is British.

 

CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!

I can't BELIEVE that THIS election takes place when I am off the boards!

Suspicious...??....OHHHH yes!!


This is my formal application for the position of Mayor

Formerly posted in the Pancake and Waffle Forum Thread in the JCC, when Mr Andalite Bandit was flaking, flaking, flaking, this post gives you an idea of what you can expect when I batter my way into office:

 

tl;dr

 

GIMER edit: Sorry no cheating here halibut!.



Andalite-Bandit ***** (5 votes)
As Mayor of the Pancakes and Waffles Forum, I will improve the state of the Pancakes and Waffles Forum and make it the greatest Pancakes and Waffles Forum on the internet.


DarthIshtar * (1 votes)
I waffle on the issues, but I also crepe and latke. I am non-discriminatory and less power-hungry than the bandit.


Jabba-wocky (0 votes)
As the long-time supporters of a traditional, healthy, and complete breakfast, Neo-Pilgrims are natural supporters of pancakes and waffles. Therefore, I am both pleased and honored to announce my candidacy for Mayor of the Pancakes & Waffles Forum.

halibut Mugabe** (2 votes)
(no comment)


OBIWAN_JR write in votes: (0 votes)

 

Thank you, CHRIS!

My allotted colour = the colour of syrup.
Coincidence?

I think NOT, people!


-JR

 

I've tried editing halibut's cheating many times and can't.
Is this something new, or am I just not seeing it update?

 

You call it cheating, we call it the innate power that halibut will bring to the Mayor's office!

 

I have been tasked with keeping this election fair and honest.

We wouldn't want halibut winning just because he's a woman would we?

 

I would like to vote for myself, and protest the exclusion of Master of Jacens vote for me as well. Please see the evidence below:

I am shocked and outraged that in this age of supposed religious tolerance, Neo-Pilgrims are still falling victim to blatant discrimination. These paper thin polling techniques are meant to disenfranchise my constituency and promulgate the campaign of hatred against us led by one Andalite-Bandit.

I officially call into question the legitimacy of this election, and demand no less than three compensatory votes to mitigate the effects of what must obviously be voter suppression.

 

I hadn't counted his because it was before you declared your candidacy.
I will add it now though.
Will I also have to add Bob Saget?

 

When do we know the results?

 

Won't beat my 34 votes

 

When I feel like it.

 

Yes sir.

 

I vote for Jay, because I cannot bring myself to vote for user Andalite-Bandit.

 

GIMER edit: Sorry no cheating here halibut!.



Andalite-Bandit ***** (5 votes)
As Mayor of the Pancakes and Waffles Forum, I will improve the state of the Pancakes and Waffles Forum and make it the greatest Pancakes and Waffles Forum on the internet.


DarthIshtar * (1 votes)
I waffle on the issues, but I also crepe and latke. I am non-discriminatory and less power-hungry than the bandit.


Jabba-wocky ** (2 votes)
As the long-time supporters of a traditional, healthy, and complete breakfast, Neo-Pilgrims are natural supporters of pancakes and waffles. Therefore, I am both pleased and honored to announce my candidacy for Mayor of the Pancakes & Waffles Forum.

halibut Mugabe** (2 votes)
(no comment)


OBIWAN_JR write in votes: *(1 votes)

Bob Saget write in votes: *(1 votes)

 

What if Al Gore comes in and steals this election?

 

Is the anti-Bandit opposition allowed to make power-sharing agreements where are votes are totaled in a coalition, and then we do a co-Mayorship?

 

Too late. I declare this Election over!

Andalite-Bandit wins with 5 votes!!!!

ObiWan, can you title him?

 

When I feel like it.

 

It can probably wait until tomorrow.