San A, TX Meanders Inn and Steak House

G'day mates and howdy partners

I'm proud to announce the opening of the newest Meanders Inn, right here in San Antonio*

The San Antonio outlet joins our worldwide family of Inns, including the original Adelaide Inn established nearly 20,000 posts ago, and branches in Syracuse and Montreal.

In setting up the Inn, we've gone for an Outback meets the Alamo motif this time around.

.. straightens the stuffed kangaroo with the ten gallon hat sitting on the bar ..

So the beers are cold, the Jawas freshly squeezed ( for the finest Jawa Juice in these here parts ) and the barbie's fired up. And we couldn't forget the unlimited stock of Tim Tams.

And as soon as I get better educated on more Texan delicacies, I'll introduce you all the delights of South Australian Frog Cakes

So come on in, pull up a stool and make yourselves comfortable. And feel free, in the spirit of Fan Forcedom, to pop in and say hello at all the other Inns.

WELCOME

* You wouldn't be SAFF without a Meanders Inn

 

* looks around * Nice...very nice. One complimentery Jawa Juice please sir

 

I rank below sewing ?? nice..very nice

 

*walks in, looks around* Hmmm ... plenty of room for posters!

*walks up to the bar, shows SAFF card*

 

I fell for that...didn't I ?

 

Here ya go MS

.. slides a JJ along the bar to MS ..

Whoops!!!

.. the Jedi reflexes aren't what they were. Watches the juice slide on past, off the bar and lands in AD's lap ..

Sorry about that.

 

G'day Toddi

.. notices the rolls of posters ...

Well I see the welcoming committee have checked in for the evening.

Don't worry about it AD - that stuff washes right out - we had to water down the Jawa Juice here to meet local licensing requirements

 

If I wasn't giving you the evil eye..I wouldn't have missed my Jawa Juice... Now look what you've done. May I have another please D-M ?

 

I..... I...can be mean... really.... I can.

Anyone buying this ?

 

How about the whole bottle MS?

You ready?

... slides a Jawa down the bar to MS ..

... washes the remainder out of AD's sewing and into a glass

.. inspects Toddi's SAFF card ..

Yep! That looks OK - here ya go

Edit : AD see editted comments above. Failing that, I'd suggest soaking it in a solution of 'Lucky Landos Liquid Loosener' detergent

 

*takes drink, sips* Thanks, D-M!

 

Thanks D-M, now that's service

 

Again, it was all part of the deal to get a license for this place. The Texans are very keen on recycling it seems.

 

And glasses as well if you'd be so kind

Well my work here is done - enjoy the rest of your evening people.

I hope some of the locals turn up - but we're all SAFFers anyway

 

Nice work Meanders, very well done & don't forget to drop into my Bar sometime

 

Well, well, well....what do we have here??? I'll gladly give a buffalo nickel for a nice cold bottle of Lone Star and one of thems there "Tim-Tams".......

What's missing is the chips and salsa......And we don't want that salsa from New York city either...

Nice place...Thanks for the Inn....Let us know when we can show you around San Antonio....