So NV Moron Dude the "package" has arrived!

alrighty sounds good.

 

And once that one gets there, there should be one more coming Sorry, dude, but I started my Christmas shopping... a bit late, I realize, but hey!

 

Any sign of either of my packages?

 

I have seen no trace of said packages.

 

Okay, well, keep your eyes peeled.

 

will do.

 

Dang, you're leaving town now... and these packages are taking their sweet time.

 

yeah i'm back home and i haven't received any packages still...not that i'm aware of at least.

 

one of the packages has arrived and it's from the merry old state of canada

 

awesome... 2 more are on the way.

 

The next package has arrived.

 

Nice... how about you bring that stuff to the game Saturday, or something, cool?

 

will do...when you gonna start moving in yo??

 

the third package has arrived.

 

COOL! If I could get a ride to your place tonight I'd pick it up and get something else I left at your place that I need real soon.

 

what else did you leave here???

 

Hmm... I don't think we'll need this thread anymore, what do you think?

 

sure we will.

 

I will hijack this thread to tell Jank that the package will arrive via MoronDude tonight!

 

Funny story actually. Part of my job is to deliver things to my clients. One of my clients happens to be right across the street from UNLV. In an effort to get around traffic I turned on University Rd and actually right into the school, which is not what I had meant to do. So I drive to a spot to turn around and think to myself, "it would be funny to see MoronDude here, but what are the odds of that? There are thousands of students here."

So as I'm driving I look to my right and see none other than the Emporer himself walking towards me! So after a short chat I gave him the 'package' that Jank's been trying to get from me for about 6 years now. I also suggest that he ban everyone that doesn't let me win the Jedi Draft. But he said no since that would mean banning himself, then he said my team sucks really bad. And I cried.

 

Not exactly how it happened, but he did get one part right... his team totally sucks.

 

d'oh

 

d'oh?

 

Wow the Emporer has stolen my heart out of my chest and stomped on it until it resembled ground beef, then fried it in an omelette and ate it right in front of me as I died of starvation and not having a heart.

So, I'm working on a script that could resemble a cross between Napoleon Dynamite and Garden State. I may need someone with some film experience to put it all together. Hint hint...

 

Um, if that hint was for me, I'd be glad to help.