Full Series One Sentence or Less Game: TCW version

Darth Sidious commands Dooku to test a new portable ion cannon which works splendidly making Sidious happy ; but also angrybecause it nearly gets his pre-Sith hopeful killed because that pre-Sith hopeful stubbornly disobeys the Jedi Council which makes Darth Sidious happy ; and Plo Koon uses his Force Space Walk ability to kill idiot space droids in outer space!

 

Wing Commander nerd has to change plans to defeat stage boss when he realizes the other players on his LAN haven't upgraded to ADSL.

 

When Grievous flies off to set a medical station up the bomb, Yularen warns them to make their time as Anakin takes off every zig for great justice.

 

A solid mix of the final battles of A New Hope and The Wrath of Khan, except this time the superweapon does not explode into atoms, despite taking a direct hit to its most vulnerable section.

 

If only Anakin said "Grievous, I'm laughing at the superior intellect"

 

Anakin Skywalker, his pouty, tube-topped padawan, and band of merry clones navigate a school of gargantuan space manta rays to destroy Grievous's portable iCannon in a series of maneuvers that would make son Luke proud.

 

Padme and 3PO show up and turn this episode into a total cluster****.

 

C-3PO has a repeat performance of his Ep. II droid factory antics and Obi-Wan Kenobi rides that train.

 

Padme in danger...again...and Dooku's new iCannon gets turned into iScrap as Grievous fails...again...

 

Just destroy the damn ship already!

 

Filoni manages to combine every annoyingly mediocre thing about the prequel trilogy into one mediocre TCW episode.

 

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"What the hell was that?" and you'll still be crying about Hevy four years later.

 

In an early episode that foreshadows clone individuality to come, the droids show rare competence by dressing like clones and a clone shows his creativity be pretending to be a droid.

 

Hevy: Not to brag, Captain and Commander, but it took us three tries to pass the Citadel test on Kamino.

 

Hevy starts the Z-6 rotary blaster canon death legacy, while Droids have a go at playing Clones and Clones have a go at playing Droids.

 

Don LaFontaine: "In a world... ravaged by wooden character models and equally wooden dialogue... one team of clone soldiers will spit in the face of poor writing with an overuse of B-movie one-liners... and they will take. no. prisoners."

 

God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best - Voltaire.

 

A batch of shinies shine as they protect their brethren from commando droids that are far deadlier and more intelligent than their future models.