Our secretary is evil

No, you're not.

 

Maybe so, but isn't he the one with the banning powers?

 

"Your powers are weak, old man."

 

I may be evil but the people who live in my dorm are morons. Some brilliant person decided that it would be funny to light a piece of paper on fire near an extinguisher on the second floor. So the entire dorm had to evacuate because of one person's stupidity. Thankfully there was nothing damaged that I know of. Our hall director was really pissed though (rightfully).

 

That sounds like one of those drunk/high ideas that someone would come up with when absolutely bored.

Hey fellas! I got a great idea! Let's see how long it'd take to...

 

Haha, something very similar happened in my dorm today. The genius who lives directly below me decided to try to put out a grease fire (he was attempting to cook, apparently) with a fire extinguisher (which you're not supposed to do, in case you didn't know). We were forced out of the building for a good half hour in the freezing cold. Funny though, first time in my time here that there was actually a fire when the fire alarm went off.

 

Okay, for today only, Candace isn't evil.


And where'd you get the Star Wars cards, Bubbles? I looked at like 5 different stores for them.

 

I bought them last year, right after Valentine's Day, when they were on sale.