Outlander Nightclub : The AOTC Social Thread

4. Getting the 100th post. Wooooo!

Well, it looks like we could have a nice big booking coming up. The FIGS thread is looking to celebrate the return of one of their senior members, Jedi_Surazan, with a party. The Outlander Nightclub is the chosen venue

So, I'll be hoping for some good cabaret acts here.

 

If you think I'm going to sing, you can think again

I hear Palaptine: The Musical is coming into town soon, maybe you could book them.

 

*enters the bar*
Damon, a beer please
*sits down, waits for the beer*

 

*joines the queue*

So, booked an act yet?

 

Maybe we should perform a classic scene of Homer Simpson. I'm already practising:
D' oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!

 

Or Mr Burns:

Eeeeeexcellent.... *clicks fingertips together*

 

gotta love the simpsons!

 

Or, what about:
[Homer]Hmm Donuts, hmmmmmm[/Homer]

 

*bursts in*

Sorry guys, I've been busy. Good lord, has no-one bothered to dust around?

*furiously cleans up the bar*

Right then. Outlander Nightclub is open for business again. As soon as I wake you guys up.

 

[krusty]Hey-hey-hey kids![/krusty]

I'm awake! I'm always with it, me. Life and soul of the party and all that. But I don't do dusting. That's what we keep you for, DamonD

 

*enters the bar with new outfit*
Look how beautiful my sock is .
Damon, a beer for me!
*walks over to the Juke Box*
*puts coin in*
Ahh music!

 

*dusts around*

*gives Lord-Schnapsdrossel a drink*

May I comment you on your excellent name, sir. A fine score in Scrabble, too.

 

Lord Schnapsdrossel, hmmm? Have we met before?

A double vodka and Red Bull please, Damon. I've just had an unpleasant first lecture and I rather think that I'd like to fall off my stool again.

Does the jukebox do the Manics?


EDIT: *buys DamonD a feather duster and apron*

M'afraid the store was out of Mr Muscle.

 

homeless_jedi presents:

the homeless kart dance!

[image=http://www.ipoet.com/images/gijoe22a.jpg]

and thats the show everybody!

 

*applauds homeless_jedi*

That's a nice shirt.

 

Wow!

That shirt alone puts Homeless way in the lead. Ariadne's falling-off-a-stool act is good, but a little passe

*gives Ariadne a double vodka and Red Bull*

Enjoy. You may notice that I've fitted your usual bar stool with a padded base, for your head to softly bounce off rather than the floor when you inevitably pitch earthwards.

 

Thank you, Damon. You're so kind *simpers*

Ariadne's falling-off-a-stool act is good, but a little passe

[Amidala]We will see.[/Amidala]

 

thank u i worked very hard for that dance..

 

It seems that DamonD has left the bar unattended...

Quick! Change all the taps over!

 

May I comment you on your excellent name, sir. A fine score in Scrabble, too.
It's german slang for a person who drunk too much .

the homeless kart dance
Nice pic homeless .

Damon I want Ariadne's drink too, please.

 

Bad day, huh? Or is that just an attempt to live up to the name?

You'll never out-drink me! Wheeeeeeee!!!!!

 

No I dont want your drink, I want another one with same incredients .

 

You'll have to help yourself, the bar seems to be unoccupied at the moment

 

*comes in*

Excellent dance, Homeless! You're the best!

Dear barkeeper, may I suggest that you don't give Ariadne any vodka anymore. She's becoming more paranoiac than she'll admit. Look what happened to Stalin!

*throws away Ariadne's vodka*

Here, a nice glass of wather.

 

Curses! I'm busted.

Don'wan' water. Wan' vodka.

I knew you were following me, China.