Secret Alliance

Everyone, I am forming a secret alliance! Who's in? We will plot the downfall of all who don't join! And then we will turn on each other when we least expect it! And I will sit back in my chair and laugh a hearty laugh while clutching my stomach, as hearty laughter is only truly hearty when it is accompanied by stomach clutching.

Amazing.

 

I'm in, but don't tell anyone.
I was thinking that we should vote comet off this week.

 

There will be no alliance formed when im around.

 

Alright now comet is in. So we have to think about who is out.

 

Attention Secret Alliance: Our firt order of business is to eliminate comet. Remember, this can only be a secret if we don't tell him, so no one say anything!

Amazing.

 

Remember it is a secret ballot so no one will ever know.

Seldon's Secret Ballot.
This week I vote to evict ______comet1440____

 

::whispers::

 

//plots and schemes

AYBABTU

 

I'm in too.

I think we should vote off the maker. Don't repeat any of this though.

 

I'm in too.

Nope.

Amazing.

 

After comet is gone, is anyone interested in taking that bburditt out.

We just have to keep it quiet or the opposition will find out and take measures against us.

-Seldon

 

Wow you guys are good at keeping your plan secret, I have no clue what you are planning!.

 

You probably don't.
I just hope things go as planned.

 

I think the next task should be a telethon to raise money to buy comet a dictionary so he can look up words such as irony, humor, and grammar.

Or we could all just laugh at him. At least those of us in the Secret Alliance. If you're not part of the Alliance, there will be no laughing!

Amazing.

 

Oh how neat. I've always wanted to join a secret Alliance. But you know I really think we should vote out that PK girl she's so weird.

~PK~

 

I agree.

 

ATTENTION: To all members of the secret alliance.
Comet should go this week and bburditt should leave after him. Thank you, all for your cooperation.

It is better for us to just laugh at comet.

-Seldon

 

I think we should all have secret admirers in this secret alliance. Like, for example, I secretly admire Amazing. A lot.

 

But the Secret Alliance is only for those special enough to be in. Those who secretly admire me are so commonplace that it is not special.

Amazing.

 

I had to tell my french teacher today that pedestrian exists as an adj. meaning commonplace.

Amazing.

 

It seems like something is missing from the group.
Everything is falling apart in this alliance.
If our opposition learns of our weakness, they will exploit it for sure.

Bring back Amazing!

-Seldon

 

Is it too late to join this Secret Alliance?

 

Never too late.
Just keep things quiet.