Rocky M, NC Star Wars Poetry Thread

Yodas words
Sum it all up
Joe-da is insanity
sealed in a cup

Is there anything wrong with that?
I ask of you..
Because I dont think any of us
can claim to be sane, too...

 

Sane I am not
but judging by the people
I hang out with
could tell you a lot.

Hanging out with you guys
how could anyone be sane?
I just dont think
I can make it any more plain.

To think hanging out
with a bunch of fruitcakes
is how I spend my Saturdays
and to tell the truth
I wouldnt have it
any other way.

 

Today at Target, I did see...
Four new Clone war cartoon figures waiting for me.
They spoke my name, and I heeded the call...
Now they, too, will join their friends on my wall.

Durge, WHATEVER you may be, and your friend Dooku, too...
A clone trooper, and last but not least, Yoda, whose sniffy sniff brand new.

 

Last night a Zartan I didst spy
Will I go back for it? No!
Wait, I won't lie.
O, if t'were an Elom
Named Spijek,
I'd use Master Card or write a check.

And this

Dawn, Dawn
Turn around, Dawn
At the end
Turn Around
Dawn
And let me peek

 

rofl!

Me scuze! Me scuze! I must pick up my Rappertunie...

He plays music well, and looks like a turtle out of a shell...

Me scuze, Me scuze, Me scuze!

 

Higgedy piggedy
Kaybee stores bancruptcy
Figured I'd nab me some cool toys in bales.
Now they are telling me
only kids Legos are
Left in the dang half off discount bins sales.

 

That sounds typical of KB stores...
For their prices, they do engorge.
When they have a sale on their figures, here and there,
They are the normal prices you would pay elsewhere.

 

If I had a Vibro-Lance,
I would name it Solo.
Everyone would see me,
As a crazy mofo.

I would charge Stormtroopers,
Just because I could.
And I'd not think twice about it,
Like anyone else would.

I'd get fined and warned,
But I'd say "It's all good".
Because I'm a crazy mofo,
With a 54" piece of wood.

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

A swordsman has a blade,
as big as it can be...
He can bust anyones butt,
all around that he can see.

If the guy is a ways off,
the best he can do is run..
Because if a swordsman gets close to him,
He'll make him regret using his gun!

 

The hum and buzz of a light saber wisp...
The light of blaster fire rebounding...
The shock of defeat at the hands of a padawan.

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Lightsabers blazing,
blaster bolts deflecting...
The clone war has begun.

 

Little Miss Aayla has a blue lekku,
Using lithe movements she weaves around you,
Twisting, swirling, floating, she pounces,
Leaving a trail, measured in many ounces.

Got Milk?

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Blue Milk.
The stuff of dreams...
Do you prefer yours with spice,
or Ice Cream?

 

Three Twi'lek slaves

Three Twi'lek slaves pulled all in a row,
Sketch the Rodian figures he'll have a go,
Some sleemo Wookiee had them for sale,
Lod-Reh smokes them quick and thinks what the hell,
?Ladies I have freed you to serve me well,
With your delicate features and large voluptuous tails.?

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

There once was a fella named Lodreh,
Who dreamt about Twi'leks all day.
His favorite color was blue,
and I would have to say it was mine, too...
But this isnt about me, anyway.

 

Blasters be for ****ers
Sabers be for Heroes
Hit them one good time
Their life meter be at zero

The Dark Side is shady
But some find it rather grand
But I'me better than Vader
At least I got both my real hands

 

Twi'leks come in Red,
Twi'leks come in Blue,
That's two for me,
and none for you!

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Someone here is greedy...
Greedy 'bout them Twi'leks!
He better watch out, 'fore folks get jealous,
and go to wring his little neck!

 

Little, lithe, light blue Twi'leks,
Dancing, prancing, flirting, flinging,
Seductively around a place of meeting.

(Bah, I'll finish later Boss walked in... unless someone wants to pick it up from here.)

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

....
Lodreh grins and closes the door
Looking to score some Twi'lek-y w---- (oops, now me distracted - someone else finish..)

 

Joe-da, Joe-da, Shame on you!
How dare you say something like that about the blue!

 

it wasn't me.... it was Lobot

 

That didnt rhyme, laddie!
Time to get on the ball!
Quit blaming things on Lobot,
'cause he wont take the fall.

 

Lobot, you crazy guy
Big head thing, I wonder why
The little lights, they make me sigh
Blinking on and off so high
Why'd you let your people die?
Lobot, you crazy guy...

 

Ummm, that was not what I was going for,
though it was very entertaining.
I shall post again with a musical score.

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."