Stuff you ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY would not want in Episode III

I'm an optimist, so I'm doing things I want to see:

1) Star Wars Kid vs. Jar Jar Binks - 2 men enter, 1 man leave!
2) Mace to get butt stomped badly.
3) Many, many fallen Jedi in a montage set to the tune "Unforgettable"
4) Good action scene cinematography. No clouded shots of lasers going to & fro, I want a good sense of the action (a problem considering all of these worlds exist on a hard drive).
5) Tina Turner a la Thunderdome as the grandmother of Lando, who owns the cock fight arena where SWK & Jar Jar duke it out.
6) A really big happy celebration scene like in ROTJ cutting to the all-too-familiar space shot of the pre-emptively celebratory planet exploding & Palpi smiling his yellow teeth off while high-fiving Ani.
7) Padme doesn't have Luke & Leia, and instead, the baby comes out Wookie.

 

1)Anakin losing to Dooku AGAIN

2)Qui-Gon Jinn's ghost (he already had two movie chances to reappear - it's too late!)

3)A graphic Jedicide

4)NO MORE RELATIONS (if Anakin and Obi-Wan are related in any way...!)

5)Anakin killing Padme

6)Jar-Jar death scene (he gets on my nerves too but that would just make the kids in the audience cry)

7)NO POP GROUP CAMEOS!!! (I thought Lucas was losing his mind when I heard about N'SYNC)

more later...

 

Quiescent_Affair, didn't you know the Backstreet Boys are in Episode III ?

What I don't want to see;
-Palpatine and Sidious being two different persons. ( Clones or in another way...)

-An entire rip-off of ROTJ plot, like Dooku trying to convert Anakin to the Dark Side, like the Palpatine, Vader, Luke situation.

-Palpatine being Anakins father

-Sidious wielding a lightsaber *shudders at the thought*
What I do want to see though;
-We've never seen this before, so a huge Fore battle would be great. No lightsabers, just two combattants ( Yoda vs Sidious would be cool IMO )throw stuff at / or with each other.

 

1. Sidious using a light saber (Christ)
2. Jar Jar Binks
3. H.C.
4. Ewoks
5. Ugly puppet Yoda from TPM
6. Suited Vader in a lightsaber fight.
7. Sidious turning out to be Palpatine (That would be just a cop out, be original)
8. If Baby Han or Lando show up.
9. Bad acting
10.Bad dialogue
11.To many CGI
12.No cameos from Luca_'s or his yes-men.

 

Palps NOT being Sids
Padme surviving
Anakin killing Padme
Too much of Jar Jar (AOTC was about the right amount)
Too much of Boba (AOTC was too much)
Boba killing anyoe important
Yoda hopping around like a frog on LSD again


I would love a scene(s) where Palps/Sids does two things -
Shows us why Vader "must obey his master",
Shows us why Palps's lightning is so much more powerful than Dooku's.

 

If the Jedi Purge is shown...




Vader, after killing a Jedi, breaks out and starts to sing "Ha Ha You're Dead" by Green Day

 

In EpIII, I would ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY not want:

* Music written by Andrew Lloyd Webber
* Visual FX by WETA
* Jason Biggs as Anakin
* An adult Han Solo(Matt Damon) playing chess with a 3 year-old Lando Calrissian(Bill Clinton)
* Me
* A coffee cup with legs that hops around and screams "MURDER! MURDER! MURDER!"
* Celine Dion in the background, tied to a pole, pleading for Padmé to help her
* A green sky with a red, smiling sun
* The Bear Clan singing "This little light of mine, I´m gonna let it shine..."
* A funeral for Lois Armstrong
* Oliver Twist in any condition whatsoever
* George Lucas as Jar Jar
* The Statue of Liberty, painted blue with yellow dots

There´s more, but that will have to do for now.

 

1. Padme, i hate her, she's dumb
2. Jar Jar, nobody likes Jar Jar
3. Too much CG, if this movie is going to be pivotal, it needs emotional dialogue, not extreme CG.
3. Mace Windu die.
4. Jake Lloyd
5. Baby Han. I don't think there needs to be a picture of a baby Han.
6. C3PO
7. Battle Droids
8. Cleigg Lars on his deathbed
9. Darth Maul's ghost
10. NO PREVIEWS BEFORE THE MOVIE STARTS!!!!


None of what I said are linked to possible spoilers, just things I have thought of, I don't want to see. I enjoy the PT, but Padme and C3PO are annoying, and I wish they would die. And I don't think the Battle Droids should have talked. So yeah...

 

Having a stupid, boring storyline.

 

1. Palpatine naked (although Anakin naked would be nice ).

2. No one else needs to be related to anyone else...please. Nobody other than midichlorians needs to be Anakin's father. Shmi would not sleep with Palpatine--she isn't blind.

3. Padme starting the Rebellion--could we make her any more of a Mary Sue than if she did that and then died?

4. Anakin being in any way involved in Padme's death.

5. Anakin leaving Padme to turn to the Dark Side...what I do want to see is him turning with good intentions, because he really does believe he is doing the right thing.

6. Anakin killing Jedi kids.

 

I do not want to see every question answered or every loose end tied. I hope GL doesn't try to force some of these issues and we are let down. He should just build on the saga and tie the story.

We don't have to see every character from the OT. We don't have to see the background of every planet.

 

The following things I MUST NOT SEE!!

-NO young Han Solo OR Lando Calrissian!
-NO Jar-Jar in ANY sort of battle where he $#%?@'s everything up...but somehow still wins...
-NO Mace Windu turning to the darkside! HE MUST be a good Guy!
-NO finding out Palpatine is Anakin's Father-if I hear that, The WHOLE SAGA is RUINED!
-NO OLSEN TWINS in some alien cameo!
-NO more talk about midiclorians-WE GET IT ALREADY!!
-NO Darth Vader's suit looking ANY different than it is in EP. IV - VI.
-NO more Watto- he's cool, but he doesn't NEED to be in ALL 3 episodes.
-NO ...okay, well I guess I don't have anymore.

 

>1. Palpatine naked
[...]Shmi would not sleep with Palpatine--she isn't blind.

Not a fan of Ian McDiarmid's distinguished good looks? Honestly, the only reason I'm going to see Episode III is the chance of seeing Darth Sidious in a metal bikini.

The main thing I don't want to see in Episode III are any more surprising coincidences that tie into the OT. We're probably going to get some anyway.

Just you watch, Anakin will end up building the Millenium Falcon or something.

 

1. Any OT crossovers that would be stupid or unneeded. I think that would only serve as a unwanted distraction for the story of the film.

 

I do not want to see Kit Fisto.

 

In EpIII, I would ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY not want:

1) Anakin crying.

2) A giant fleet battle involving ships much faster/better armed than in the OT.

3) Padme going on about politics.

4) "Swiss Army R2" sprouting more continuity-wrecking hover-jet like appendages, such as a shield generator or Pepsi dispenser.

5) Mace Windu dying in a long, drawn out death scene, complete with funeral.

6) Bullet time.

7) Long sequences obviously designed to sell video games (see: pod race, Geonosis assembly line)

8) Naboo.

9) Triple-bladed "super" lightsabers or whatever the latest craze is.

10) Ship or building generators left unguarded out in the open so they can be easily/accidentally blown up.