Atlantic The ACG Court of Law

The accused: Adam
His defense team: Tammy and warmasterdan
Prosecuting attorney: me, although I'd like more on my team.
Judges: The guys up in the bar with the colours.
witnesses: don't know who they are yet.
The Media: Stakky and whoever else wants to join him.

 

Media: Stackpole_The_Hobbit

 

Damn I should be a reporter too but I hate spam so much that I'll be the PA.

 

how much is my pay?

 

What's the accused accused of doing? ?

 

something i'm innocent of.

 

Obviously not spamming, then.

Maybe burning NaCl? ( That still kills me. )

EDIT: Ahhhh! It was spamming! I'll join your team if you want, Tara.

 

Tara, count me in.

YubYub and TG- Protecting fangirls from hormonally gifted fanboys since 2002

 

This is Stackky with an exciting new development in the case of The People v. Princess Atty. The prosecution have acquired two new members for their side. The_Standmaiden and Daughter_of_Yubyub have signed on as prosecution attorneys. This is not a good sign for Princess Atty, who is being charged with spamming the Atlantic Canada General forum, specifically in a thread which was falsely entitled, 'This thread is NOT spam'.

Also, another has joined Princess Atty's defence team. WarmasterDan, himself known to be a rather vocal advocate of spam, has decided he will assist Sar-Tamber-Lac in the Princess's defence.

More on this story when I get around to making it up. Back to you, Reginald.

 

He is also being suspected of rampant and wanton burning of the chemical NaCl ... *tries to fit that in as a secondary charge* And speaking bad French. And writing scary poems.

 

these accusations are so false, it almost makes you think Bush defeated the prezel with ease. The reason our friend OPPM is in place is to prevent spaming. His posts are not considered SPAM. They are very deep thinking posts, and are of higher quality of than 95% of the posts posted. He is innocent.

 

How far back can we go for evidence?

YubYub and TG- Protecting fangirls from hormonally gifted fanboys since 2002

 

I don't think there's a limit. We need witnesses.

 

Well, we have all his old spam threads then.

YubYub and TG- Protecting fangirls from hormonally gifted fanboys since 2002

Die OPPM.

 

Who wants to be witnesses in a trial? For the Defense and the prosecuting team?

 

If the glove doesn't fit you must hang him.

 

hey! NaCl was NOT my idea. i was peer pressured into it.

 

And now, the five o'clock report.

Today, Princess Atty's defence attorneys met to discuss his case. This is what was said by Assistant Defence Attorney WarmasterDan, as he left the meeting:

We're ****ed.

In other news, Princess Atty issued a statement. We go to the video:

hey! NaCl was NOT my idea. i was peer pressured into it.

This of course, in reference to the secondary charges which are being discussed being brought against him.

In other news, Pol Pot has blamed Princess Atty for the death of 1.7 million Cambodians. This charge is unlikely to be added, because of previous statements from Mr Pot saying, 'I killed 1.7 million Cambodians, go me!' as well as the fact that Mr Pot has been reportedly getting stir crazy under his sentence of house arrest. More on that when anyone cares.

 

Stakky, are working for the National Enquire.

 

Stakky's icon scares peoples. I can't have a reporter with pikachu.

 

Tara, it's probably the Weekly World News. They have an article running now that says the WMDs have been found; and are in fact cloned dinosaurs!

 

No, I do not work for WWN or the National Enquirer.

I work for the Sun.

 

Well, that's a slight step up.

 

Ummm... why aren't my lawyers defending me?

 

we have yet to see proof of his spamming by witnesses. If they do not present themselfs, I must say that this argument is false, and my defendant is innnocent.