The Girls Room (boys STAY OUT!)

//grabs Derek and ties him to the chair.

Now don't move! This won't hurt a bit!

 

Does this mean I don't get a beer?

 

Right, Bithy. He's almost hermaphrodite, if you know what I mean: he has male and female features. Not sexually of course, but in his face.

I'd rather make out with him than with, I don't know, Roseanne.

 

You'll get the beer after we're done.

//evil laugh.


Right, Bithy get the mascara! Julie, the blush! Tashi, the lipstick! April, the eyeliner! Senoj, the eyelash curler!

 

Hmmm... I was thinking maybe some fake eye lashes. What do you say?

~*Senoj*~

 

Happened to me once, when I was 6 or something. A couple of girls got me and held me to the ground while one of them tried to spit in my mouth.

Odd ritual.

 

just as long as I get my beer ....

 

Yup, he has a very symmetrical, visually pleasing face. He was the perfect choice to play a genetically engineered human in GATTACA.

I'd rather make out with him than with, I don't know, Roseanne

Me too, Debo... me too.

 

hello???

Where's my beer?

 

You don't get one. We LIED!

 

//wakes up in girls room STILL without a beer

 

//puts the finishing touches on Derek's makeover

I used this kit:

[image=http://www.miners.co.uk/images/makeover.jpg]

Here's the beginning of the makeover:

[image=http://www.terra.es/personal8/imgg01/Fotografias/drag-queen-maquillaje.gif]

And here's the finished product:

[image=http://www.terra.es/personal8/imgg01/Fotografias/dragqueen-diablo.gif]

Hope you like it, Derek!

 

wait a second i'm not supposed to be in here, i could be next! [face_shocked]

//runs

 

Wow. He looks... um... different!

 

I think he's purty. Now he just needs to find a nice boy and settle down.

 

I've woken up far worse than that after a night of drinking, believe me!

 

But that wasn't a night of drinking because we never did give you that beer you wanted!

 

//Shoos the boys out so she can continue her girly activities

 

I tried to dress my husband up in a sari once... but I think I used too much khol on his eyes.

[image=http://www.users.comcity.de/~bassmann/travel_pics/India/pic_india/india_woman.jpg]
SnowDog's horrified reaction
("Oh goodness golly-gosh!")

 

Here's a blast from the past.

My friend is going on a south pacific cruise this thursday.

Bitch.

 

Ack! It's coming up to our first anniversary, and hubby and I still haven't had the chance (or funds) to have a honeymoon... a south pacific cruise sounds perfect. *sigh*

 

Yeah, what are you now, 9 months? 10 months?

 

It will be a year next month. The time has gone by so quickly.

 

My god it has! I remember that thread in Community you wrote: I'm no longer engaged or something.

 

You remember that? I'm impressed. Wow, I can't believe I wrote that almost a year ago...