So NV The Haiku Thread

Okay, admit it.
The haiku thread is the best
Topic on the board.

 

I have to agree
No other thread is as cool
as the Haiku thread!

 

Three hundred haikus
That is quite an achivement
And more on the way!

 

A haiku for you.
I ran into Mark Wahlberg.
it was Marky Mark!

 

Are you serious?
Or are you just pulling my leg?
I must know the truth!

 

No, I'm just kidding.
But that sure would be cool, huh?
To meet Marky Mark.

 

My Friend just told me
that he does not like King Kong
I said "What the F&$#"!

 

I have not seen the
Film called King Kong on the screen
But I plan to soon.

 

Movies are great things
I wish I could go see more
But kids are fun too

 

I saw two movies
Last night at the theater
One funny, one not

I saw Dick and Jane
And also saw Walk the Line
Both were really good

 

I saw a great flick
The Producers rocks my socks
You should go see it!

 

I want to see it
It looks funny, and has a
Hilarious cast

I just saw King Kong
For the first time on Sunday
Peter Jackson rules

 

Today is birthday
of BrotherHalo who is
Thirty years old now

Please come wish BrotherHalo a Happy Birthday

 

I sit at my desk
drinking zipfizz and coffee
caffeine is yummy

 

oh i love to post
it is such an adventure
this is three thousand

 

I am so sleepy
I need an infusion of
Yummy caffiene drinks.

 

I'm up so early
Work at 8 should be a crime
I'm calling the cops!

 

I got my wisdom
teeth pulled yesterday, oh man
does my jaw ache now.

 

Dental Surgery
First it makes your poor jaw ache
Then hits your wallet

 

I ate banana
Pudding for my lunch today
Cause it hurts to chew.

 

Hospital Visits
Will consume way too much time
Where did they come from?

 

I like making films
And photoshopping pictures
And writing songs too.

 

You ready to rock?
Rock and roll til the day's end?
Rock til you just can't.

 

Grab you by your head
And command you to say "Rock"
Then I'll headbutt you

 

I like to headbutt
and also punch in the face
and kick in the groin.