The ***OFFICIAL*** Four Word Story Thread

because he did something

 

stupid by dumping his

 

entire stack of magazines

 

In his ballroom, so

 

there. Suddenly, a betareader

 

read the story, and

 

spontaneously suffered cranial implosion.

 

Once upon a time...

there was a boy
who had a strange
thing in the garage
that ate small amounts
of dried chili peppers
on a crazy silly
dare, sponsored by some
so-called friends of
the Dark Knights of
Edmonton who were trying
to make it go
outside.

The Dark Knights
paid the garage thing
three crusty old socks,
a beer gone flat,
and some toenail clippings
to sing "Lady Marmalade"
while wearing women's underwear.

But they were all
disappointed when fingthething upstaged
the girls when he
walked in front of
a movie screen and
showed off his hairy
cat named Oreo, who's
very fond of caberet.

The cat then began
singing "Hello My Ragtime
Gal" and high-kicking
fingthething directly in the
knees (which is high
er than most peoples
cats can kick).

So
fingthething decided to respond
by booting the cat
right out the door
then eating a bag
of jam for money.

"Mmmmm, bagged jam!" he
proclaimed while dancing naked.

Everybody nearby shielded their
eyes, and the monster
opened his mouth and
burst the bagged jam
So Danny was covered
in a sticky mess
naked and screaming "Bloody
'ell! What was that?
Who let that monster..."

When suddenly R_T appeared
and danced a happy
little jig, before fingthething
could finish his sentence,
and took a shovel
full of jam and
shovelled it down the
monster's pants, making it
unlikely it would get
past any jam inspector
and get away to
West Edmonton Mall, where
he broke into every
store looking for the
one thing that he
wanted more than any
thing in this universe:
Star Wars on DVD.

Once he saw them
he whipped out his
extra large sack and
paid hard cash for
more sacks, so he
could swipe the DVD's
bringing a whole new meaning
to "sticky-fingered thieves"!

Meanwhile, the boy had
done his best to
persuade others from pursuing
him on some fool
attempt to recapture the
thing from the garage
that had been causing
all this trouble with
eating chili peppers outside
& farting til it hurt.

The Dark Knights of
Edmontooine watched with glee
as their so-called friends
made poor fingthething eat
whatever they paid him
to get at the
cash he needed to
get in order to
payoff Jabba the Hutt
because he did something
stupid by dumping his
entire stack of magazines
in his ballroom, so
there.

Suddenly, a betareader
read the story, and
spontaneously suffered cranial implosion.



People, all I can say is,

this -----> . <-----
is a period. Use it. It is your friend.

 

<<<Too funny!>>>


(To continue the story)

"Ewwww!" said the boy,

 

"That is the most

 

disgusting imploded cranium I

 

Have ever seen! Its

 

filled with odd smelling

 

pus that flowed out

 

her ears!" The boy

 

then ran away to

 

his wookie friend named,

 

Chewbacca, not to be

 

confused with his other

 

wookiee friend named Bob. (<--- See? Periods, they're your friends! )

 

He had 3 hours (Yeah, but then you can't continue the sentence which means you have to be creative and start your own )

 

to go to the

 

death star's main reactor

 

or else everyone would

 

whine like a girl