The race for 10K!

Okay, I've been at the JC with this username for, oh, about three and a half years. And yet, strangly, I don't have over 10,000 posts. This is, IMO, terrible.

This is also one of the reasons I decided to join BB.

I figure, over the course of intelligent conversation, debate, and rampant spamming, I can bring my total all the way up to the big 1-0.

Right now, I'm at...7,510.

That's 2,490 off of my goal.

There's somewhere around 15 weeks of Big Brother ahead of us, which means I have to post 166 times a week, or around 24 times a day.

This is doable, with your help.

How can you help, you might (maybe?) ask? Three ways:

1. Post many mindless, spam-oriented threads that have to do with things that interest me. I'm thinking Target threads, drinking threads, and public nudity threads.

2. If I make a post, please respond to it with a question or snide remark that demands my response. This will make sure that I stay involved, and meet my quota.

And lastly, and most importantly:

3. DO NOT VOTE ME OFF. Seriously, folks. You vote me off, I don't make 10K...that's the sort of depression that can send a man spiraling into the Pit of Dispair for many a Fortnight. And you don't want that Happening, right?

 

IM VOTING YOU OFF !!!!!!

* waits for obligatory response *

 

Oh, god, 24 posts a day is a lot

Good luck with that!

 

IM VOTING YOU OFF !!!!!!

* waits for obligatory response *

You get +5 points for following rule #2, however, you get -3 points for not following #3, and then like -17 for that grammar.

So you're like 15 in the hole, dude.

 

^ you have officially earned my vote for the first round.

 

Ok, lets race!

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I win!

 

Ok, lets race!

...

I win!

Loser gets the egg!

/semi-obscure

 

I'm already at 10k. Good luck with Big Brother helping you on that though, EagleI.

 

I've been here a whole extra year and still don't have 10K posts. *shurg*

+1

 

I don't even have 5k.

*shurgs*

 

I've been here longer than you and I'm not up to 5,000 yet.

Quality over quantity, baby.

 

*Gets showed up by Jewels...again*