Sth Bend, IN This is awesome

You gotta read this:
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2003-10-29

 

I don't know how to respond..

 

I'm just gonna start using this thread for all my random stuff...


Awesome flash of the day (PG-13)
Delta Airlines

 

Awesome retouched pictures of the star wars trilogy.

Wondering what has changed about the DVDs? Click here!

 

More retouched photos:
Hilarious!

Some of the best:
[image=http://www.xmaveric.com/dump/photoshopped/mace2.jpg]
[image=http://www.xmaveric.com/dump/photoshopped/starwars.jpg]
[image=http://www.xmaveric.com/dump/photoshopped/kevinthrone.jpg]

 

This is cool
Dork Tower

 

Bobby Fischer.

 

Uhh.. Bobby Fischer? Wrong thread dude.

What a great comic strip.

 

HAHAHAHA

 

oops. my bad dawg.

 

Spaceballs 2 is being produced!


http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=18513

 

Sound interesting but it is not listed on International Movie Database . Untill then it is just rumor, my two cents.

 

Actually chief, it's the Internet Movie Database.


THIS is COOL!

Free Running

apparently it's an actual xtreme sport called free running.

www.freerunning.net

 

Ya ya ya, word kind of just make up themselfs at 6 in the morning.

That is awsome. I wonder how many times they missed? I would have to say that is one extreme sport.

 

Another cool site:

Star Wars Spoofs

 

This one is PG-13:

7 Reason Not to get Drunk

Sorry, link removed for inappropriate content

 

Nice.

 

The Guys' Rules:

Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.


1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

 

please post more of your junk here and fix the broken links. i need MORE!

 

It usually is junk if X posts it. HA

 

http://www.ucomics.com/foxtrot/2005/04/17/

 

Just a few ?EXPLANATIONS? (retorts) to the Guys Rules (All in good HONEST fun)

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
THEN WHY IS IT SO COMPETITIVE???

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
THEY WORK, GUYS JUST FIGURE IF WE HINT AND NOT ASK, THEY AREN?T OBLIGATED

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
THEN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HEAR ?I DON?T CARE, HONEY, IT DOESN?T MATTER? I?D BE HAPPY WITH YES OR NO, LOL

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. WE LIKE SYMPATHY FROM GUYS TO BE ?OH, YOU POOR THING, I?LL MARCH IN AND TAKE CARE OF IT? BUT NOT TO REALLY DO ANYTHING, JUST MAKE US FEEL PROTECTED

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE COMMITS A CRIME AND FORGETS DOES NOT MEAN IT NEVER HAPPENED? YOU ARE STILL LIABLE AND WE ARE SIMPLY TAKING OUR TIME TO BUILD A SOLID CASE

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
WHAT ABOUT WHEN ONE WAY MAKES US SAD AND THE OTHER WAY MAKES US ANGRY?

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
IT?S CALLED DELEGATION, WE DIDN?T ASK YOU HOW TO DO, JUST TO DO IT, WE?LL TELL YOU HOW

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
YEP, HE JUST WENT HALF WAY AROUND THE WORLD AND THEN TRIED TO COVER HIS @$$ BY DISTRACTING EVERYONE SAYING ?I FOUND NEW LAND!?

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
THEN WHY WAS MY HUSBAND SO AGAINST A MAUVE OR PEACH WEDDING

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
SCRATCH AWAY? IN PRIVATE, WE DON?T WANT TO WATCH

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
WE SAY ?NOTHING? BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT?S WRONG IT?S JUST A GUY?S WAY OF AVOIDING FACING THE ISSUE.. I?VE EVEN HAD THIS EXPLAINED TO ME BY A GUY, HE SAID IT?S A WAY OF PRETENDING TO NOT KNOW AND TO SHOW CONCERN, OR TO DOUBLE CHECK WE ARE UPSET OVER THE KIDS BEFORE MENTIONING THE WRECKED CAR


1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
WE EXPECT THAT ANYWAY, BECAUSE GUYS RARELY HAVE THE RIGHT ANSWER ANYWAY, IT?S JUST OUR WAY OF ENCOURAGING AND SHOWING HOPE FOR GUYS

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
GREAT I?LL PULL OUT THE MOO-MOO THEN

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
YOU?RE RIGHT THAT IS THE SAME AS ?NOTHING?

1. You have enough clothes.
REFER TO SHOPPING/SPORT DISCUSSION

1. You have too many shoes.
BDZ HAS MORE SHOES THAN I DO

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
TURN THE TABLES ON THAT ONE AND LETS HEAR YOUR ANSWER AGAIN

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
THAT?S WHY ALL MOMS SEND THEIR BOYS TO BOY SCOUTS, THEY KNOW THAT BY DEFAULT THEY WILL SPEND A LOT OF TIME ?CAMPING?

 

TMI

 

what the heck is TMI?

 

I'm stumped too.