Read, PA What If...? (Things that make you say, "what tha?!")

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Ok, some of my favorite comic books were the 'what if..' I figure this would make a good Topic.. I'm gonna move the one I listed in the 'Cantina', as my first question to you all..

Since we have some Disney Fans.., we sill start off with this one..

So, What If..

There was a Jedi or Sith Disney Character..

Who would he/she/it be? Why would he/she/it be cool?

(Again, considering the the character was in a PG/PG-13/R based world, lol)

 

I'd pick Zurg, unless he's already considered a sw character.

 

Zurg is too cool. My son is a Toy Story fanatic. Any time SW is referrenced by a cartoon, I am instantly a fan ("No.., I.., am your father..").

I'm going old school..

Character: Queen/Witch in Snow White

Jedi or Sith: Sith (Most Definetely!)

Why: This is one of the characters I will always remember as truly evil. First off, she was pretty hot, in a MILF kinda way. Then, although she was the typical evil stepmother persona, she acted as she wasn't. She was devious in her plans and craved power (sexual power by being the FAIREST). If that wasn't enough, she asked for Snow White's HEART as proof that she was dead!! If she isn't Sith Material I don't know who is

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/51/Wicked.jpg

 

The evil person from Sleeping Beauty,
why? she decided that because she wasn't invited to the party she would curse the princess, dude that's pretty evil.

 

Maleficent. Very cool Sith Name.

She was pretty nasty. I still believe all the early Disney Villians were the best. They seem to have gotten softer as time whent on.

http://www.castlechina.com/art/fine_art/516-1004_maleficent_24x18.jpg

 

yeah, I'm still addicted to disney clasics. Pirates is cool though. Did you know that Disney actually changed Pinoccio? it's true, my one instructor at drama camp translated the original book for a play. Pinoccio was a nasty wooden puppet. It's true

 

New Scenario..

In order to save the known galaxy, you have to agree to an arranged marriage to the most disgusting, repulsize, alien species you have ever known..

What species is it?

If you could of choose your own 'hot' alien species to marry, what would it be?

 

I don't think I am gonna touch the first part of this question but if it counts I would say Cylon, preferably the one played by Tricia Helfer, although I wouldn't turn my nose up at a Lucy Lawless toaster either.

Dean Stockwell looks healthier on the series than he did in person, poor guy looked like he was on deaths door two years ago at Chiller Theater Convention.

-x

 

Yeah I agree, I'd marry Tricia Helfer in any aplicable situation, but I wouldn't mind Kif Kroker as my smizmar.

 

Death by snu snu...


-x

 

it Thog first time...BE GENTLE!!!

 

We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy, and bruised.

-x

 

Eternity with nerds. It's the Pasadena Star Trek convention all over again.

 

...wha? I'm confused, not that it usually takes much to do that but, I'm confused.

 

I fart in your general direction !
Your mother was hamster and you father smelt of elderberries.
Is there someone else we can talk to?
No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

 

God, I don't think we could be any geekier if we tried... I have to return some video tapes...

 

I don't mean to sound un-greatful but, what are you two doing here?
We're here to pick up chicks.
Excuse me?
We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women.



I feel like Han Solo, and you're Chewie, she's Ben Kenobi and we're in that !@%$*# up bar.

 

So you were an artist...BIG DEAL! Elvis was an artist, but that didn't stop him from joining the service in time of war. That's why he's the King... and you're a shmuck!

 

Christ? You knew Jesus Christ?
Knew him? %$#, n!gga owes 12 bucks

 

I'M SANTA!
no i'm santa!
NO I'M SANTA
AND I'M HIS FRIEND JESUS!!!

 

Being a geek is such fun when you are surrounded by other geeks.

 

Geeks??? where? In here?

-x

 

Never, perish the thought.

 

I got to return a video tape...

-x

 

*tilts head to one side*
Eh I'm going back to the HP boards, you guys can be geeks w/out me for about three seconds can't you? If you really need me I'm dragonrider6 over there in the sane(ish) universe.
*whistles and walks off*