So CO Why?

Why don't vending machines sell energy drinks?

 

All that energy in one place? it might cause the world to implode.

 

I just think your vending machines are bad. we sell all kinds of energy drinks at work.


then again i think that says something about where i work....

 

They have everything else under the sun at the vending machines at school including starbucks frappacinos...but none of the hard stuff. You'd think they would sell a grip of that at a college. *shrug*


Next question...why is there an entire language of vocabulary for learning about computers? I have three pages of key terms to figure out just in chapter one of my Logic and Program Design class. It seems a bit pretentious to me to call something 87 different things. I get a headache just trying to read the chapter...I flip to the back for the latest definition...I start reading again, they use that same stinking word differently...I flip to the back. I am not even learning a language yet, and I am already pulling my hair out.

 

Why do I have to write no less than two reports a week for a PC Servicing Class? Since when do wrench turners need to know how to write a paper? Give me some crap to memorize, dont make me go on and on for an entire page about surge protectors! I start to annoy myself, I cant imagine having to reado everyone else's. The teacher must be looney.

 

Why is the contact from the eye that has been watering all day the one that's giving me trouble and feeling dry?

 

hhhm, indeed a compelling conundrum. Perhaps it leaketh because it is dry? *shrug*


13 = 13?


I got nuttin.

 

Why can't I have more hours in the day?

I had a dream last night that we were at starfest and I started to panic because I thought I hadn't finished any costumes, then in my dream I thought to myself "it's been 3 weeks, of course I finished them" and then I suddenly had them and was hanging out with klingons while wearing my red shirt. Unfortunately I couldn't see what my costumes looked like, so I hope they were good.

 

13 = 1, gosh, get it right!

 

Why can't I speed up time?? Only 9 minutes left before I leave work!!!!! Wait.. eight...

 

When you figure out how to speed up time, share the wealth. It has been sometime between 3:30 and 3:45 for at least four hours now. Maybe I should run up and down the stairs a few times.

 

Did you ever figure out how to speed up time, JGoC?

 

Why does my face feel so much more swollen than it looks? When something hurts this bad I want it to be apparent to anyone who looks at me that something is wrong.

 

The other day my eye felt all swollen, but it was not visible to anyone else. Very annoying.

 

Why do my eyes feel tired?

 

I can often tell when I am very very sick because my eyes feel tired and want to stay closed. I hope you feel better today.

 

Why if peanut butter cookies are made with peanut butter, and chocolate chip cookie are made with chocolate chips...then what are girl scout cookies made with?

 

Why do bananas that look almost ripe still have a 'crunch' to them and no taste at all?

 

They pick them green and then squirt chemicals on them to make them turn "yellow", appearing ripe but still being crunchy and not ripe.

 

Mmm, crunchy bananas.

Every time I eat a banana, I think of the Sesame Street clip where one muppet steals another's teeth they talk about 'crunchy things, like bananas'

I get the strangest things stuck in my head....

 

Why do I have to use the safari browser to view this board while using my brothers computer? What a pain in the bum!

 

Why is god so ironic? It is snowing and today is the last day of summer.

 

Why did I forget to put away the box of mac n cheese? now someone wants it for breakfast....

 

Its a nutritious breakfast, better than what Bean typically eats...a princess snack and a glass of warm milk.

 

Why did the mail lady go early on the one day I forgot to put out my mail??? Is it because I didn't give her a gift? What are you supposed to give your mailcarriers anyway? Mine yells at me from across the street and tells me not to leave because she has stuff for me. And then tells me it's junk mail. She scares me a lot.