So CO Yoda's Advice Column

Master Yoda,
Why does your laugh sound eerily similar to Scooby-Doo's?

 

Mater yoda, your voice is raspy.have you ever considered a couch drop,or tea with lemon and honey?

 

[yoda]
When 900 years old are you, sultry voice, have you will not.
[/yoda]

 

Hey Yoda, how short will you be when start shrinking?!

 

Master Yoda,
I have heard rumor of the planning for the production of Episodes 7, 8 & 9. Is this true, and what will they be about?

 

[yoda]
Difficult to see, the future is. Always in motion. Master Lucas finished, he has said. But emotion, and greed cloud the future.

Stopped shrinking, Yoda has. Bigger than a Wookiee Yoda was when young.
[/yoda]

 

why would he make the movies??? he would have to get luke and han look a-likes

 

Not if he did it during the time of the NJO

 

but luke and han are in those even leha.


EDIT: i forgot that those take place along time after the OT like 20 or so years.

 

25 years ABY is when it starts i believe.

 

Master Yoda:


Wass up yo?

 

[yoda]
Ceilings. The obvious answer, sometimes hard to see it is.
[/yoda]

 

is the ceiling only hard to see if your really short and the room really tall?

 

Is the sky hard to see as well Master Yoda?

 

Another question Yoda, why do the weather people complain about the snow, and when it doesn't snow, they fuss about the drought?

 

I think that one falls back on the fact they just like to gripe about the weather so they can have job security.

 

And a pay check.

 

Where'd you go Yoda?

 

Retired from the scrutiny of padawans, Yoda has.

 

Masta Yoda, would you do me the honor of bustin out a phat rhyme for the homies?

 

Master Yoda is being lazy.

 

no, master yoda is probably incredibly busy at the temple.

 

Mhhh... Didn't Yoda say something like that? Hard to translate it on the computer! Poor Yoda.

 

[yoda]
Clone Wars. Going well they are not. Very busy I am.
[/yoda]

 

I thought the clone wars were over! Glad you're back Yoda!