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BellaSabrina
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Oct '02
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Date Posted:
11/15/04 8:37pm
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RE: The Simpsons quote-a-thon
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Barney: Dont cry for me, I'm already dead.
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DarthGyos
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Date Posted:
11/16/04 4:37pm
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Rainier Wolfcastle: The acid is burning my eyes, the goggles do NOTHING!!
~DG~
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TI-0694
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Date Posted:
11/16/04 5:29pm
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FOX 5 has been airing the top 20 episodes as chosen by viewers and I must say I've been very disappointed in the episodes picked so far. Some of them were just stupid picks that did NOT deserve to be on the list. I think some of these people need to watch the classics.
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BellaSabrina
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Date Posted:
11/16/04 5:30pm
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Cletus: Hey Brandine, that skywriter says Eyes Loves You
Brandine: Aww Cletus....you're so sweet.
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DarthGyos
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11/17/04 5:04am
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"Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk'll like Cletus, the slack jawed yokell!"
Whats goin on dis side?
~DG~
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TI-0694
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Date Posted:
11/17/04 2:58pm
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Homer: ...I don't think I'd be any kind of father if you got D's and I let you go to Kamp Krusty.
Bart: But Dad...
Homer: Son...if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet; they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Radio announcer: 17...
Homer: D-Oh!
Radio announcer: 26...
Homer: D-Oh!
Radio announcer: 32...
Homer: D-Oh!
Radio announcer: 3...
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Radio announcer: 47.
Homer: D-Oh!
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hchristensenfan
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Date Posted:
11/17/04 3:28pm
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 The Simpsons is a great show! 
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TI-0694
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Date Posted:
11/17/04 3:36pm
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Amen my dear...amen. If only they'd stop showing the crappy episodes...
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BellaSabrina
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11/17/04 6:23pm
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Mr. Plow, that's my name! That name again is Mr. Plow!
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TI-0694
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11/18/04 3:00pm
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One of my all-time favorite exchanges.
Insurance salesman: Now before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few questions.
Homer: Questions? Questions?? Oh...my whole scheme down the--I mean ask away.
Insurance salesman: Oh good. Now, under heart attacks, you crossed out three and wrote zero.
Homer: Oh..hehe. I thought that said brain hemorrhages.
Insurance salesman: Uh-huh...and do you drink?
Homer: I do enjoy a snifter of port at Christmas.
Insurance salesman: Okay. Here's your policy.
Homer: Now let me tell you something Mr. Sucker. I just--
Insurance salesman: Oh hold on there. You still have to sign it first.
Homer: Oh.
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BellaSabrina
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11/18/04 7:31pm
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Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.
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MatthewZ
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Date Posted:
12/1/04 12:35pm
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[Smithers] Well thats our last female competitor, now lets bring on the MEN! [Smithers]
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What I posted was true......from a certain point of view.
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TI-0694
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12/2/04 2:35pm
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Homer: Sometimes dogs or people hate you for no reason.
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TI-0694
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Date Posted:
2/28/05 12:16pm
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Straight off of the clock:
Homer: But Marge, valet! For once maybe someone will call me sir...without adding, 'you're making a scene.'
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BellaSabrina
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2/28/05 12:20pm
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Homer: Sometimes dogs or people hate you for no reason.
*dies laughing* that works appropriately.
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