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tweekavich
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Mar '05
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Date Posted:
3/14/05 10:28pm
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RE: The Simpsons quote-a-thon
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Homer to Krusty when he was a stand up comic at Moes.
Homer: DON'T YOU HATE PANTS!!!
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When Ralph took Lisa to the Krusty show and he spilt chocolate ice cream on her dress.
Chief Wiggum: Oh, nothing gets chocolate out...see(points to pants)
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When homer got a job at Hank Scorpios nuclear power plant and later quits becasue it wasnt wokring out
Hank: Oh, and Homer, if you could kill a couple of people on your way out, it would really help...
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DarthGyos
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Date Posted:
3/15/05 7:15pm
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Homer: Barney, am I a pig?
Barney: You're as much of a pig as I am Homer *BUUURRRRPP*
~DG~
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BellaSabrina
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Date Posted:
3/31/05 7:05pm
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Hens love roosters, geese love ganders. Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!
NOT ME!!
*dies laughing*
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FenigDurak
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Date Posted:
4/1/05 1:34am
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Allen Wrench: I need tungston to live! TUNGSTON!
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DarthGyos
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4/2/05 4:31pm
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Barney:
I'm taking Barbershop to strange new places:
#8...BURP
#8...BURP
#8...BURP
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BellaSabrina
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4/2/05 9:45pm
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Bart: You could be my father figure.
Homer: No thanks. I don't want my fingerprints all over that mess.
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hchristensenfan
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4/3/05 4:13pm
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The other day one of my friends was wearing a shirt with Mr. Burns on it with the word "Excellent" on it.
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BellaSabrina
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There's one with Homer lying on the couch that says,
American Idle.
It's great.
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TI-0694
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4/3/05 7:26pm
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BAH! Nothing beats my Duffman shirt.
OH YEAH!!!
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BellaSabrina
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When Gary and I saw it, we HAD to get it for you.
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Onasi
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5/15/05 2:35pm
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who can take your trash out? the garbageman can!
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DarthGyos
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G.K. Willy: That's not how you vwing!!!
~DG~
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mikadojedi
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5/29/05 12:03pm
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Two favorites.
G-d to Homer in "Homer the Heretic
G-d: I'm due to appear on a tortilla in Tijauanna.
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MatthewZ
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5/30/05 7:33am
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The clown is down.
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What I posted was true......from a certain point of view.
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