Author Topic: The Social Thread at the end of the Galaxy!
MASTERPRENN  14300 posts
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Dec '05
43768_Korriban
Date Posted: 1/4/07 10:06am Subject: The Social Thread at the end of the Galaxy! - Date Edited: 1/2 1:24pm (5 edits total) Edited By: Imperial_Hammer
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Welcome one and all to the one…the only…


The Social Thread at the end of the Galaxy!



Please…come in, take off your coat, put up your feet, and make yourself comfortable.

Grab a steaming cup of non-commercial, fair trade coffee from our espresso machine, or a nice cool glass of pomegranate juice (full of vitamins and minerals), and relax—for here, you are amongst family!

We here at the Social Thread at the end of the Galaxy realize that RPing can take its toll on a person (playing on the computer instead of sleeping tends to be rather tiring…), and that is why we have utilized state-of-the-art atmosphere stabilizers (as well as an infinite probability drive) to create the most soothing and comfy environment possible.



As seems to be the case with every establishment these days, there is a need for some order to be kept, and as such, we ask the great patrons of this wonderful restaurant/bar/grille/coffee shop to abide by the following rules and regulations:

  • Seeing as fire tends to destroy things and raise the heat to rather uncomfortable levels, please keep the flames in the fire place, and the flaming to the licensed professionals (i.e. nobody here).


  • Trolls emit a rather…unpleasant…scent, and are not welcome here in any shape or form.


  • The Social Thread at the end of the Galaxy prides itself on the cutting edge menu it offers, and spam is certainly not on that list. It would not be in your best interest to anger Hansel, our Bavarian chef (he has anger issues…), and bringing such low-class meat in such as spam would upset him terribly.


  • Rabble rousing and ruckuses are encouraged, but please, keep them in the designated areas.


  • Everything exists. Period. End of discussion. Henceforth, there shall be no need for existential debate.


  • Last, but certainly not least (in fact, quite the contrary), obey our two wonderful monarchs, to the ‘t’. The Empress from Naboo and the Czar who lives on the Light Side are law. Much like Hansel, it is in your best interest to not piss them off.



  • And with that…good patrons…I declare this thread…OPEN!!!



    I_H Edit: I declare this first social thread of the NSWRPF closed! My the next one do even better! happy

     

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    Sith-I-5  5667 posts
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    Date Posted: 1/4/07 10:52am Subject: RE: The Social Thread at the end of the Galaxy!
    Very well written! Certainly creates the atmosphere of a coffee shop.

     

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    MASTERPRENN  14300 posts
    Title: Manager Emeritus
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    43768_Korriban
    Date Posted: 1/4/07 10:59am Subject: RE: The Social Thread at the end of the Galaxy!
    Thanks, Sith. I tried.

    So...let's be social!


    I also forgot to mention, protocol says that I'm supposed to be looking for a barkeep, bouncer, jester, and all those other good things. So if your interested, let it be known.

     

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    Arclite  248 posts
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    Date Posted: 1/4/07 11:10am Subject: RE: The Social Thread at the end of the Galaxy!
    Nice, a new social!

    Lookin forward to it PRENN, Though am much busy at the moment

     

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    DarthSubZero  2220 posts
    Registered: Nov '06
    48992_Galen Marek (72709)
    Date Posted: 1/4/07 11:46am Subject: RE: The Social Thread at the end of the Galaxy!
    It's good to socialize once in a while...but you forgot to mention the punishment the mods give when you disobey them.

    They destroy your body using their holy mod powers(every mod has them, and feed your soul to Bargrov, the two hundred tooth sarlacc at the Black Hole of the Universe, to be digested...for all eternity.

    The only thing that can stop them is the Sword of 1000 Truths, but that sword dosen't even exist so you're (expletive)ed.
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    That's such |_|b3|2 p\X/|\|@63 (translation: uber pwnage)

    MASTERPENN on the Mods

     

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    Reynar_Tedros  9470 posts
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    Date Posted: 1/4/07 12:26pm Subject: RE: The Social Thread at the end of the Galaxy! - Date Edited: 1/4/07 12:43pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Reynar_Tedros
    *walks in, adorned in a fancy tuxedo implying superiority*

    *takes a long puff on Cuban cigar*

    *blows out a large ring of smoke, then blows a small ring through it*

    Well now, good work Prenn. This is quite a nice business venture.

    *puffs on cigar and takes a look around*

    Nice lookin' bunch ya got here.

     

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    MASTERPRENN  14300 posts
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    Date Posted: 1/4/07 12:49pm Subject: RE: The Social Thread at the end of the Galaxy!
    Ah, Reynar, don't be sore....

    You and Peng can be co-owners.

    The Managment is proud to announce two additions to our staff. Please welcome Peng and Reynar as our two new co-owners...the shares are now split 33-33-34, between Peng, Reynar, and myself. As killers of all previous social threads, I think it fit that they be heavilly involved in this one as well.

    -The Managment



    Sub-Zero- To quote the O.P.,, Everything exists. Period. End of discussion. Henceforth, there shall be no need for existential debate. Therefore, the Sword of 1000 Truths does indeed eixist...and I know how to find it! Mods beware! But yes...for all you...common folk...it would be rather advantageous for you to stay on the mods good side... devil

     

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    Reynar_Tedros  9470 posts
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    Date Posted: 1/4/07 1:01pm Subject: RE: The Social Thread at the end of the Galaxy!
    *takes another drag on cigar after the ownership announcement*

    Yes, SubZero, best to get and remain on the mods and the owners' good sides. Remember, we have a combined age of 42, we've each got 42 different outfits with 42 weapons, guns equipped with 42 rounds, and we know of 42 ways to retrieve the Sword of 1,000 Truths. skull

     

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    MASTERPRENN  14300 posts
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    Date Posted: 1/4/07 1:04pm Subject: RE: The Social Thread at the end of the Galaxy!
    *Curses under breath for forgetting to mention something about '42' in the O.P.*

     

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    Reynar_Tedros  9470 posts
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    Date Posted: 1/4/07 1:08pm Subject: RE: The Social Thread at the end of the Galaxy!
    Ah, Prenn, don't be sore....

    tongue

     

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    MASTERPRENN  14300 posts
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    Date Posted: 1/4/07 1:14pm Subject: RE: The Social Thread at the end of the Galaxy!
    Aaaaannnd, with that....we are at ten posts!

    Yay for us!



    For a celebration, I declare this day, free-drink Thrusday!


    Free drinks all day!

     

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    Reynar_Tedros  9470 posts
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    Date Posted: 1/4/07 1:22pm Subject: RE: The Social Thread at the end of the Galaxy!
    So much for my 33% share.

    *sulks*

    tongue

     

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    NaboosPrincess  15016 posts
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    Date Posted: 1/4/07 1:25pm Subject: RE: The Social Thread at the end of the Galaxy!
    Let me just say...

    I absolutely adore the rules in this thread. love

     

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    MASTERPRENN  14300 posts
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    Date Posted: 1/4/07 1:28pm Subject: RE: The Social Thread at the end of the Galaxy! - Date Edited: 1/4/07 1:29pm (1 edits total) Edited By: MASTERPRENN
    My 1% advantage over you gives me the power to declare hollidays and free drinks.

    But don't be sore Reynar...

    You still get to know where the Sword of 1000 Truths is. And you get all the free drinks you want. tongue


    All petty arguments aside, I declare this place owned by the PEOPLE!

     

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    Zedd-Vega  5132 posts
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    Date Posted: 1/4/07 2:17pm Subject: RE: The Social Thread at the end of the Galaxy!
    I'm a 50th level Anti-Paladin with 15 levels of Jester.

    So beat that silly

     

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    DarthSubZero  2220 posts
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    Date Posted: 1/4/07 2:26pm Subject: RE: The Social Thread at the end of the Galaxy!
    Why have 42 when you can have....(evil dramatic pause) 24? (Dr.Evil music plays)
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    (after being rejected entry into the Social Thread and saying "Screw you guys, I'm going home!" He gfinds someone with an entry pass, and LightSide Apprentince with a rather ferpcious looking hammer.)

    Me:May I borrow that hammer, oh glorious good mod?

    LSA: Really don't care, take it.

    (dtakes hammer with LSA's permission, and while singing " I Don't Want to Wait" by Paula Cole, formally smashes the patron's brains out, and takes his pass. He cleans the hammer, gives it back to LSA, and the sound of a buzzsaw cleaving through flesh and bone and the rustling of a garbage can be heard at the entrance*

    Hello my good man.(PENN) I would like to stay in your fine establishment.

     

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