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IDS: The Internet Service You Take For Granted
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Penguinator-176
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Date Posted:
4/21/07 5:57pm
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RE: IDS: The Internet Service You Take For Granted
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David Bowie
"Exactly what is it we're meant to be doing?" wondered David Bowie out loud.
Then he noticed the kid baring his cheeks. The Vegetable man couldn't seem to tear his eyes away, and quite frankly, David Bowie was a little disturbed by that.
"Snap out of that Moonage Daydream, chap. We've got work to do." said David Bowie, snapping his fingers. "Don't make me sic the Diamond Dogs on you."
His mind returned to the problem at hand. What were they meant to do? Evidently it was too difficult to figure out for Rommel and Mussolini - actually, too difficult for Rommel to solve.
Tag: Vegeta, Shin
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sword_of_raditz
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Jun '05
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Date Posted:
4/21/07 7:06pm
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IC: Vegeta
Location: IDS Headquarters
"lol okay"
Tag: Others
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"Yeah, the former gets you banned." - Lightwarden
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Zedd-Vega
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Dec '03
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Date Posted:
4/21/07 7:46pm
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Shin
IDS Headquarters; Assembly Room
Shin stopped dancing for a moment, not bothering to pull up his pants to respond to his teammates. "We're starting fires didn't you know? This Veggie guy looks like he's got enough motor oil in his hair to light up an entire block," Shin pulled up his pants slowly and sauntered over to Bowie. He motioned him close so he could speak in his ear.
"I think he might be... well... you know," The 5 year-old waddled about performing suggestive feminine gestures and nodded, pointing to Vegeta over his shoulder with his thumb. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure. That bald guy with the moustache looks like one of the guys from the Village People." Shin folded his arms and nodded in confirmation. "Yep. No doubt about it. Guy slides into first base ass first."
TAG: Bowie, Vegeta
OOC: This was hard for me to write because out of all the DBZ characters, Vegeta is my favorite... I just had to do it though 
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sword_of_raditz
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Date Posted:
4/21/07 10:30pm
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RE: IDS: The Internet Service You Take For Granted
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IC: Vegeta DBZGUY
Location: IDS Headquarters
"Enough of this non-saiyan stuff that is clearly non-saiyan!" yelled Vegeta, who was a saiyan.
"I demand that we move out at once or, failing that, film our own sitcom. Come on, I've got a camera!" Said Vegeta, smiling as he held a camera that was clearly a camera, and is definately not NOT a camera and instead a plot device that will be revealed later and then you will remember it and be like, 'Oh yeah I remember that camera and when I thought it was a camera because I definately didn't know it was actually a plot device.' Because, you know, if it was a plot device then I would probably make it a camera but this is definately not a plot device so you don't have to worry about that.
Nappa appeared out of nowhere, levitated for a moment, then disappeared again.
"Well, what say you? Let's go with my absoultely ordinary not-plot-device camera and do our job!"
Tag: Non-saiyan Shin, Non-saiyan Bowie, Hulk Hogan
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Penguinator-176
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Date Posted:
4/22/07 3:38pm
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RE: IDS: The Internet Service You Take For Granted
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David Bowie
David Bowie sighed. This was taking far too long, and the Veggie-fellow kept on using made up words.
"Well then, get on with it! If we're going to go, let's go!" he exclaimed.
For the love of all that was good, Mussolini was doing better than they were! That was inexcusable. He had to get this group going soon, or they'd be left in the dust.
Tag: Shin, Vegeta
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sword_of_raditz
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Date Posted:
4/22/07 4:00pm
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IC: Vegeta
Location: IDS Headquarters
"Right! We're going! This is great! This is like going to a saiyan party andenjoyingyourselfwhensuddenlythatgirlfriendwho'salwaysbeencheatingonyougetsdrunkand
doeswhatshedoesandyougetangryandyouendupkillingherinyourrageandarethrownoutoftheparty
butnotprosecutedbecauseyouareaprince!" Vegeta said, now suddenly unsure whether he should have even said it.
"Wait." Vegeta paused, now confused. "Not to be noobish or anything-which I'm not, because I'm a saiyan-but how do we get out of here? How do we leave? WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING?!?!"
Nappa appeared. "Fourty-two," he said simply before disappearing again.
"Right. Fourty-two. There must be fourty-two ways to get out of here. What are four of them?"
Tag: Non-saiyan Bowie, Non-saiyan Shin, Phoenix Wright
IC: Citizen
Location: IDS Headquarters
The random citizen who was being attacked by the chair gasped for breath as the chair rose up again only to slam back down on him again, sending the citizen into a spasm of pain.
"Help!" yelled the citizen, attempting to escape, realizing his was close to his death.
He flipped over just in time to see the chair slam back down on him again. The citizen screamed, feeling little life in his body. He knew that he would die with the next hit.
"Before I die..." muttered the citizen, "I just want to say one thing."
"NO!" the chair screeched, slamming back into the citizen.
Everything faded to black. Well, it was actually green, but 'everything faded to green' isn't a phrase, so that's what it shall be described as.
Tag: Teh Anjelz
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Penguinator-176
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Date Posted:
4/22/07 6:10pm
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David Bowie
"Number one: the door. Number two: the door. Number three: refer to numbers one through 2. Number four: the door!" quipped David Bowie. This was getting ridiculous.
David Bowie took a deep breath and counted to ten. He felt himself calming down. The problem was, though, this Vegeta made Mussolini look like Micheal Faraday. He had a feeling that the "saiyan" would wind up dead, lost, or dead. David Bowie was leaning towards dead.
"Really now, this is a walk in the park. All we have to do is go to these green fields. And, according to the young Shin here, we then light a fire. Shall we get down to business?"
Tag: Shin, Vegeta
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sword_of_raditz
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Date Posted:
4/22/07 6:20pm
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IC: Vegeta Johnson III
"That's cute and non-saiyan and all," remarked Vegeta, "but don't we need a map, or, or something? Where are these green hills? Do we just walk out these 'doors' of yours-zomg rhyme-and we're in the hills? Do we need some kind of spacecraft cast out of human flesh? Cuz I can do human flesh. I love the taste. Goes well with red wine, or so I hear."
Vegeta paused a moment, then continued. "Right, Mr. Life on Mars, you lead the way."
Tag: Bowie, Shin, Vegeta
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Zedd-Vega
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Date Posted:
4/23/07 8:00am
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RE: IDS: The Internet Service You Take For Granted
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OOC: As funny as this may or may not be sword, even though Vegeta really doesn't have a last name, it's assumed that he took Bulma's last name. She never changed her name (although a lot of women keep their surname) but also Trunks and his sister Bra have the same last name as well. Meaning that Trunks, Bra, Bulma, and Vegeta share the surname: Briefs.
Shin
IDS Headquarters; Assembly Room
Shin noticed the camera in Veggie's hand and jumped up. "If we're making home movies, we need to film my mom and dad having 'unhappy times'. Mom usually wins though," Shin nodded his head and turned his attentions elsewhere as Veggie and Bowman, as the kindergartener would forevermore call them, were arguing about something trivial (as if Shin knew what a word like trivial meant). They were eager to leave, but there was certainly some unfinished business that Shin needed his teammates to take care of.
"Wait! We haven't done the dance of manly men yet!" The 5 year-old said, jumping between the Saiyan and the Singer and began dancing, waving his arms from right to left in the motion of every syllable he stated next, followed by an awkward wiggling movement that would perplex them even more. "To be a man you must have honor! Honor and a peee-nis! Ooweeowwee!" His gaze turned dark and upset as he noted the two weren't doing it.
"You've gotta do it! Otherwise we'll never be manly men!"
TAG: Veggie, Bowman
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Date Posted:
4/23/07 1:35pm
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IC: Sir Walden Cronenburg
IDS Headquarters; Assembly Room
Cronenburg cleared his throat. He noticed his assistant rising up from the ground behind him, so he farted again. She fainted, once more, and he smiled. There was no need to have her interfering with his monologue.
"When you are ready to embark on your journey, to get to your destination, you must first grip your buttocks." He heard a snicker from someone in the audience chamber. "Once your buttocks are firmly gripped, you then must utter the first sentence that comes to your mind. It can be anything, as long as it is the first that comes to your mind. You will then be magically transported to your destination. This also works when you are ready to return to IDS headquarters once your assignment is completed."
Tag: All!
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DarthSubZero
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Date Posted:
4/23/07 2:11pm
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RE: IDS: The Internet Service You Take For Granted
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4/23/07 9:49pm (1 edits total)
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IC: As Jeff, ???
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When you are ready to embark on your journey, to get to your destination, you must grip your buttocks," said Cronenburg.
Right before Jeff , in fact, pinched his buttocks, the door to the meeting place....or whatever, was busted down....it was Bruce Lee!
"DIE, JEFF!" Bruce shouted, and with a loud "WAAAAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he customarily ripped off his shirt, leaped like really far, and hit Jeff with the nunchaku he seems to always carrying around, instantly killing the good man.
"Sorry I'm late, Sir." Bruce said, throwing a drunk audience member off his intended seat to sit down, " a dragon stole my car, and I was really pissed off, so I killed it."
"So what did I miss?"
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TAG: Like everybody
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OOC: GM Approved, I'm replacing Jeff.
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Name: Bruce Lee
Age: Immortal, but 32 in puny Earth years
Gender: Male, deal with it.
Appearance: 
Personality: Read this, kay. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Lee
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sword_of_raditz
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Date Posted:
4/23/07 3:59pm
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RE: IDS: The Internet Service You Take For Granted
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4/23/07 4:00pm (1 edits total)
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IC: Vegeta Briefs(...)
Location: IDS Headquarters
Vegeta listened quietly as Sir Walden Cronenburg revealed the secret on how to embark on the journey. The saiyan's first instict was, as a saiyan, to gloat Bowie's loss, which he embodied into: "Lollercopter! You thought you had to use the DOOR, Bowie! The door of all things! Hahaha, your stupidy knows no ends. Not like me. I'm a saiyan. Not a stupid saiyan. A saiyan that is not a stupid saiyan but still a saiyan because he is a saiyan but not a stupid saiyan because the saiyan passed the saiyan exams of all saiyonismness."
He nodded to himself briefly (OOC: zomg zomg zomg!) before turning over to the kindergardener who was doing an absolutely lusicous dance. But Vegeta knew he couldn't dance. He had to escape! THEY COULD NOT MAKE HIM DANCE! HE WAS A SAIYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta quickly grabbed his buttocks and uttered, "The first saga lasted one season of twenty-six episodes!" and then disappeared.
What happened next was hard to describe, as none of you pathetic earth beings have experienced IDS teleportation before. I shall attempt to express it using guttural sounds that you might or might not understand. Gahrfg heliaj zxtzta ßabid zu dyaieaglerflaeregenandaga!
Afterwards, Vegeta landed face-first on the ground. "(ooc: Apparently TFN cannot handle Japanese characters)!" He said, forgetting to dub his voice into English during his rage. The saiyan got up quietly (and by that I mean screaming like hell) and waited for the others to arrive.
Tag: Shin, Bowie, Shin and Bowie
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Penguinator-176
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Date Posted:
4/23/07 9:26pm
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RE: IDS: The Internet Service You Take For Granted
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4/23/07 10:08pm (1 edits total)
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David Bowie
"This is just a big kinder surprise, this is." muttered David Bowie.
The dance of manly men? Pfft. thought David Bowie. Someone that's brave enough to sit down and get a neon mullet, that's manly.
Then Vegeta disappeared, screaming something about 26 seasons, or 36 is the square of 6. Either way, David Bowie was swiftly becoming homicidal about the fool.
He gripped his buttocks, thought, This is familiar..., and said, sarcastically, "Homo sapiens have outgrown their use..."
Tag: Vegeta, Shin
OOC: Edited typos.
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Reynar_Tedros
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Date Posted:
4/25/07 9:29pm
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RE: IDS: The Internet Service You Take For Granted
- Date Edited:
4/25/07 9:32pm (1 edits total)
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IC: Sir Walden Cronenburg
IDS Headquarters; Assembly Room
Cronenburg smiled as everyone gripped their buttocks, uttered some words, and arrived at their destination. Once they reached their destination, they would find three objects, one for each messenger in their group. They would then have to carry them along an invisible path. They know where the path is located thanks to advanced Internet Technology that would hardwire their destination in their brains.
Once they reached their destination, they would then have to grip their buttocks, utter the first word that came to mind, and they would return to the IDS Headquarters, where they then would play it by ear.
Tag: PLAYERS!
OOC: That about covers it, methinks. The object you must carry is the representation of the content you are transferring to the WWID. This object can be anything you want it to be. A shoe, a ring, a necklace, an Alphabet of Manliness, whatever. And please feel free to add in stuff. I'm lenient with this, so if you want to cross paths with something, whatever, just do it, you don't need my permission. I want this to be fun for you, so do what you want, and I'll go with it. 
Also, CmdrMitthrawnuruodo has departed, so to those grouped with his characters, do what you will, but don't kill them. Well, you can I guess, but they'll be revived somehow. 
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Trimaj
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Date Posted:
4/25/07 9:35pm
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OOC: i think i will be joining this game... so things should be looking up a little bit... i'll be able to replace at least one character.
:snoopy
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