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Date Posted:
6/2/02 5:08am
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Hank and Roy Spire are tough, fearless backwoodsmen who have chosen to live in a violent, unrelenting world of nature's creatures, where only the fittest survive. Today they are off to hunt mosquitoes.
The mosquito's a clever little bastard. You can track him for days and days until you really get to know him like a friend. He knows you're there, and you know he's there. It's a game of wits. You hate him, then you respect him, then you kill him.
Now more than ever, they must rely on the skills they have learnt from a lifetime's hunting. Hank gauges the wind. Roy examines the mosquito's spoor. Then... It's a success. The mosquito now is dead. But Roy must make sure.
There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito.
But the hunt is not over. With well practised skill Hank skins the mosquito.
[...]
Roy and Hank prepare for a much tougher ordeal - a moth hunt.
[...]
For Roy, sport is everything. Ever since he lost his left arm battling with an ant, Roy has risked his life in the pursuit of tiny creatures.
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Maladour-Fei
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Date Posted:
6/2/02 5:20am
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Mrs Shazam: Oh, Mrs ******-Baiter's exploded.
Son: Good thing, too.
Mrs Shazam: She was my best friend.
Son: Oh, mother, don't be so Sentimental. Things explode every day.
Mrs Shazam: Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much.
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Maladour-Fei
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7/10/02 12:12pm
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Do you in fact have Two Sheds?
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Karoline
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Date Posted:
7/24/02 9:38am
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Jeg så Life of Brian i går.
"Are there any women here today...?"
"Jehova, Jehova, Jehova!"
"Nobody's going to stone anybody until I blow this whistle!"
Lmao
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Maladour-Fei
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7/25/02 7:08am
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Ja, den är helt lysnde!
"Beard, madam?"
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7/25/02 1:25pm
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...not even if they say 'Jehova'!
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Karoline
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7/27/02 5:30pm
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-Crucifiction?
*nods*
-Good. First exit on the right, crosses to the left, one cross each. (eller noe sånt) Next?
*man walks on*
-Crucifiction?
-No, freedom, actually.
-Pardon?
-Yes, I've been freed, they told me to go off and live on an island somewhere.
-Oh, jolly good, you can just be off, then.
-Naah, I'm only pulling your leg, it's crucifiction, really.
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Maladour-Fei
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7/29/02 6:43am
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"We got lumps of 'em.... in da back."
"d... d... d... don't you mind h.. h.. h... him, sir. H... H... He's m... m... m... Mad, sir!"
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Karoline
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7/31/02 10:53am
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"I'm Brian, and so is my wife!"
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Maladour-Fei
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No, I'm actually not Brian, I was just pulling you leg!"
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Karoline
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8/1/02 10:36am
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En favoritt;
Brian; Are you the Judean People's Front?
Cleese; F*** off!
B- What?
C- Judean People's Front.. We're the People's Front of Judea! Bah.. Judean People's Front....
B- Can I join your group?
C- No, piss off.
B- (whiny) I didn't want to sell this stuff, it's only a job! I hate the romans as much as anybody!
Group- Sh! Sh!
Woman- Are you sure?
B- Oh, dead sure, I really hate the romans.
C- Look, if you want to join the PFJ, you'd have to really hate the romans.
B- I do!
C- Oh yeah, how much?
B- (firm) A lot!
C- (pauses) Ok, you're in. But the only people we hate more than the romans are the ****** Judean People's Front.
Palin- And the Judean popular people's front!
Group- (mutters aggressively) Yeah, splitters, splitters..
Idle- And the People's Front of Judea!
Group- (mutters) Splitters, splitters...
Cleese- What?
Idle- The People's Front of Judea, splitters.
Cleese- We're the People's Front of Judea!
Idle- Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.
Cleese- People's Front!
Palin- Whatever happened to the Popular Front?
Cleese- He's over there. (Looks to his left)
Group- (Looks with him, then shouts) Splitter!!
For ikke å nevne gladiator- scenen som utspiller seg under diskusjonen.....
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Maladour-Fei
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8/2/02 2:55am
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LOL Ja den är fin!
Centurion - What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'?
Brian - It... it says, 'Romans, go home'.
Centurion - No, it doesn't.
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Karoline
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Lol! Tenk hvor effektiv gramatikk- undervisningen hadde blitt hvis skolen hadde tatt i bruk de gamle romerske metodene...
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Maladour-Fei
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8/3/02 3:20pm
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Ja då hade man lärt sig sina dominativ och pluskvamperfekt!
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
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8/4/02 8:05am
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- But I'm not dead yet!
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