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Katana_Geldar
Title: Former CR Tasmania, AU
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5/11 4:25pm
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--Azrael-- posted:
Katana_Geldar posted:
Africa?
from Monty Python's meaning of life
"a tiger in Africa..."
There are no tigers in Africa, except in Zoos maybe. 
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JediMasterKieca
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5/11 4:53pm
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Yes.
That is why the joke was funny.
There was a whole skit surrounding that fact. 
Fortunately, unlike that poor unfortunate fellow, I have not yet lost a leg to this tiger.
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Katana_Geldar
Title: Former CR Tasmania, AU
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5/11 5:03pm
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Haven't seen that skit, though I do like the yorkshiremen.
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JediMasterKieca
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[During the 1st Zulu War (1879) in Natal]
Ainsworth: Hello, Doctor, during the night, Ol' Perkins here got his leg bitten sort of ... off.
Dr. Livingstone: Oh, really? Well, let's take a look at this one leg of yours. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes. Yes, well, this is nothing to worry about.
Perkins: Oh, good.
Dr. Livingstone: Eh, there's a lot of it about — probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing any football try and favor the other leg.
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Perkins: So, it'll, uh… it'll just grow back again, will it?
Dr. Livingstone: Ah… I think I'd… better come clean with you about this. It's, um… it's… not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call "very, very small". So small, it could not possibly have made off with the whole leg. What we're looking here for is, I think — and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear — is some multicellular life form with stripes, huge, razor-sharp teeth about eleven feet long, and of the genus felis horribilis — what we doctors, in fact, call a tiger.
Ainsworth, Pakenham-Walsh, Perkins: [in unison] A tiger?
[Outside, the British troops and the Zulus cease fighting.]
British Troops, Zulus: A tiger?
[As the Zulus flee, the British troops collapse to the ground. Back in the medical tent…]
Pakenham-Walsh: A tiger, in Africa?
Ainsworth: Hmm?
Pakenham-Walsh: A tiger, in Africa?!
Ainsworth: Ah, well, it- it has… probably escaped from a zoo.
Pakenham-Walsh: Doesn't sound very likely to me.
Etc.
Then cue two men creeping around in a very dodgy tiger suit.
You get the idea. 
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Katana_Geldar
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Much better
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JediMasterKieca
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Yeauz, I originally tried that but unfortunately youtube is blocked on the server here at work, so I did the best thing I could. 
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--Azrael--
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5/11 7:24pm
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arggghhh mondays.....
server playing up
phone system is down
share folders having trouble
grrrrrrr
I used to have to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed.....
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Katana_Geldar
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5/11 11:10pm
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...and strip live wires with your tongue?
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Saintheart
Title: Manager and Wandering Swordsman of the RPF
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5/12 6:38am
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And be grateful for it!
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--Azrael--
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And you try and tell the young people today that...
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JediMasterKieca
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5/12 6:12pm
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Anyone for some albatross?
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--Azrael--
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do you get wafers with it??
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Shadowfire
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5/13 4:42pm
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What flavour is it?
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JediMasterKieca
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5/13 5:50pm
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Bleedin' seabird bleedin' flavour.
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Shadowfire
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I had to let the tiger out of the pit because it was looking sad.
It also has a nasty flea infestation. I'm not saying where the fleas came from, but the only other person in the pit was JKM. You do the math.
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