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The Great Big Thread of Useless Information or the Seinfeld Thread about Nothing!
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jada_marnew
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Feb '03
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Date Posted:
1/11/04 7:35pm
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RE: The Great Big Thread of Useless Information or the Seinfeld Thread about Nothing!
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why do I have to buy presents for two birthday parties in one week????
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The disease of dramaqueenitis is very closely related to the ItakeNoResponsibilityAndIt'sYourFault-tosis
You're so vain, I bet you think the sock is about you
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jada_marnew
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1/17/04 5:04pm
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The Weather from a New Englander's Perspective:
60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.
50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens.
40° F: Italian & English cars won't start. People in New England drive with the windows down.
32° F: Distilled water freezes. Maine's Moose head Lake's water gets thicker.
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0° F: All the people in Miami die. New Englanders close the windows.
10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. People in New England get out their winter coats.
40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."
460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"
500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series.
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Wait by the river long enough to watch the bodies of your enemies float by
AHBY!
The disease of dramaqueenitis is very closely related to the ItakeNoResponsibilityAndIt'sYourFault-tosis
You're so vain, I bet you think the sock is about you
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Ima_princess
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1/20/04 11:13am
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Agian, reading from the begining to the end of this thread... yes, I am BORED at work, but I got a raise...I have to say that all of my friends are really really weird AND they talk to thier socks! WHASSAP!!!!
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Because it is close to uuuuuuusssssss!
We love da MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
But not as much as a spoooooon!
Coz they're more use for eating soup!
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Ima_princess
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1/20/04 12:51pm
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Bueller? Bueller?
PS: THanks Jada for the Airline humor, all the agents at the Travel Agency I work at, who are as bored as I am, are grateful.
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Because it is close to uuuuuuusssssss!
We love da MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
But not as much as a spoooooon!
Coz they're more use for eating soup!
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jada_marnew
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1/20/04 2:11pm
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My socks and I aim to please. The airline one is especially good 
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Wait by the river long enough to watch the bodies of your enemies float by
AHBY!
The disease of dramaqueenitis is very closely related to the ItakeNoResponsibilityAndIt'sYourFault-tosis
You're so vain, I bet you think the sock is about you
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QUEEN_MARNEW
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Oct '03
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1/20/04 2:11pm
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We are a pleasing bunch, aren't we! 
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Queen Marnew of Sockboo
Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?
How do you get your hair to do that?
On your planet do people ever shut up?
Annoying you is just a bonus feature of my regular functions
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Sockme
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Jul '03
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1/20/04 2:12pm
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[sally_fields]You like me! You really really like me![/sally_fields]
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Handmaiden Captain
Dances for kisses . . .
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slipperme
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1/20/04 2:14pm
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[Gollum]Shut up, Sockme! Nobody likes you! **** off! You're all a bunch of ********s [/smeagol]
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Handmaiden to Queen Marnew
Smarter than the average sock
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cyko_cydeus
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1/20/04 2:15pm
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And they say I'm cranky! [face_shocked]
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altered ego
JeddleMaster: Oh thanks cyko_cydeus, next you'll be telling me that Anakin is Luke's dad!!
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Dogme
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1/20/04 2:16pm
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Freedom! Oh, thank the maker I'm out of the drawer that sideshow and Void made jada put us in! It stank in there!
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adopted Akk Dog of Jada Marnew aka Sith_Wench aka Dark_Lady_Jada Official Hero of the Marnew estate Grrrrrrr! And I'm a girl! 
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Ninjame
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1/20/04 2:17pm
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ninjame appear!
There is a firewall! I must scale it! Quick! to the grappling rope!
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dark protector of jada marnew
trying not to commit TOS seppuku
Nin-ja-may, not Ninjami or ninjammies, Nin-ja-may
Minion of the Sith Wench
Sith Wench Must Be Obeyed!
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jada_marnew
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1/20/04 2:18pm
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Stop it stop it stop it!!! All of you, back to the drawer!
I apologize for the behavior of my socks. Then again, they have been under lock and key for quite awhile 
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Wait by the river long enough to watch the bodies of your enemies float by
AHBY!
The disease of dramaqueenitis is very closely related to the ItakeNoResponsibilityAndIt'sYourFault-tosis
You're so vain, I bet you think the sock is about you
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PinkSquadronLeader
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Nov '03
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1/20/04 7:13pm
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Love the icon, babe!
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Ima_princess
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Date Posted:
1/22/04 5:49am
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Socks unite! Why keep your socks in a stinky drawer when they could come out and play! This is a thread about nothing. . .and lots of it baybay! YEAH!
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We love da mooooooooon!
Because it is close to uuuuuuusssssss!
We love da MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
But not as much as a spoooooon!
Coz they're more use for eating soup!
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turbo72577
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Date Posted:
1/27/04 2:29pm
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I have socks. They whisper to me in the night.
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Hoody Hoo!
Fuego!
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