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The Master's Tavern & Inn
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Master_Duron
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Apr '02
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Date Posted:
8/30/02 1:04pm
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The Master's Tavern & Inn
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1/28 10:29am (7 edits total)
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Jedi_Knight_Birr
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Hello everybody and welcome to The Jedi Tavern were everybody is welcome. 
I am The Master your host.
Please come in and have a seat, drink, eat and chat about anything you want. Please keep the conversations PG(ish)  as this is a family establishment.
We have great selections of Corellian Ales, Coruscant Wines, and oh yes, the ever so famous, Wookie Go-Go juice. For those of you under the drinking age limit we also have Bantha milk. Mmmm Mmmm good. 
Also on the menu is Nerf Burgers, Jawa Kidney pies, and Wampa Steaks.
So, please sit back, put up your feet, hoofs, tentacles or whatever may apply, and have a good time.
MAY THE MASTER BE WITH YOU!
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Come to Duron's Jedi Tavern & Inn Where you dont need the Force to get Funky
Elder of the Jedi Council - Respect your Elders
Two Hands are better than One
Oops.  Sorry for blowing up the system!
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Mobius
Title: PHXFF Chapter Rep Phoenix, Arizona
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Mar '02
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Date Posted:
8/30/02 1:09pm
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RE: Duron's Jedi Tavern
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Don't mind if I do. Right now I'm having Dewback sausages and Bantha milk (can't drink on the job, ya know)
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Master_Duron
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Date Posted:
8/30/02 1:09pm
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RE: Duron's Jedi Tavern
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Ahhhh welcome Mobius My first customer. Your tab is on the house.
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Come to Duron's Jedi Tavern & Inn Where you dont need the Force to get Funky
Elder of the Jedi Council - Respect your Elders
Two Hands are better than One
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PtrsonsZOO
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Jul '01
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Date Posted:
8/30/02 1:10pm
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RE: Duron's Jedi Tavern
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Well, well, since cyber drinking is the only time I imbibe now, set me up w/ a Corellian whiskey, w/ an Ale chaser, and a nice juicy Bantha Steak.
So, what should I expect from living in a desert? Seeing as Denver is about to become one.
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Idiots Array
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Date Posted:
8/30/02 1:12pm
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[drunken slur] "So I'm working on the Death Star, right? And I says to the other stormtroopers 'Guys, anybody want this big, giant metal pole? 'Cause if not I'm just going to throw it away...'" [/drunken slur]
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Thread_Police
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Aug '02
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Date Posted:
8/30/02 1:37pm
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RE: Duron's Jedi Tavern
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The Thread Police struts in and checks out the clientel
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Master_Duron
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Apr '02
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Date Posted:
8/30/02 1:39pm
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RE: Duron's Jedi Tavern
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Master_Duron
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Master Duron waves a hand in front of the Thread Police
You are not need here. You can leave now.
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Come to Duron's Jedi Tavern & Inn Where you dont need the Force to get Funky
Elder of the Jedi Council - Respect your Elders
Two Hands are better than One
Oops. Sorry for blowing up the system!
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Thread_Police
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Date Posted:
8/30/02 1:41pm
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I am not need here. I will leave now.
Walks out the door
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Master_Duron
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Date Posted:
8/30/02 1:43pm
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RE: Duron's Jedi Tavern
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Man, those Thread Police are really starting to become a pain in the @$$.
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Come to Duron's Jedi Tavern & Inn Where you dont need the Force to get Funky
Elder of the Jedi Council - Respect your Elders
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MexChewie
Title: Former CR, Phoenix AZ
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Apr '02
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Date Posted:
8/30/02 1:46pm
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RE: Duron's Jedi Tavern
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Ahhh, what a nice place you have here MD. Got any Jawa Juice?
Everything looks good, what's the speciality of the house?
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Master_Duron
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Date Posted:
8/30/02 1:50pm
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Thank you and welcome Mexchewie
Yes, we have Jawa juice. Would you like grape or orange?
Today's specials are BBQ'd Hawkbat wings and Calamarian sherbert.
Have a seat and relax.
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Come to Duron's Jedi Tavern & Inn Where you dont need the Force to get Funky
Elder of the Jedi Council - Respect your Elders
Two Hands are better than One
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Sistine
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Apr '02
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Date Posted:
8/30/02 1:57pm
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RE: Duron's Jedi Tavern
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Sistine arrives into the Tavern..."Give me the strongest thing you've got...IT IS FRIDAY!!!"
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Master_Duron
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Apr '02
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Date Posted:
8/30/02 2:02pm
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RE: Duron's Jedi Tavern
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Welcome Sistine. My that is a pretty dress. You look scrumptious tonight. 
Lets see, the hardest thing we got. ?:|
Ahhh, let me order you a Sith Kiss, that should curl your toes.
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Come to Duron's Jedi Tavern & Inn Where you dont need the Force to get Funky
Elder of the Jedi Council - Respect your Elders
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MexChewie
Title: Former CR, Phoenix AZ
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Date Posted:
8/30/02 2:03pm
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RE: Duron's Jedi Tavern
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Let's go with grape and i'll have the special. It's friday and payday, Jawa Juice for everyone!!!
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Master_Duron
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Date Posted:
8/30/02 2:06pm
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RE: Duron's Jedi Tavern
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9/27/02 4:24pm (1 edits total)
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Master_Duron
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Good choice, MC good choice.
yells to grab everybodies attention
A round of Jawa juice is on the house courtesy of Mexchewie
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Come to Duron's Jedi Tavern & Inn Where you dont need the Force to get Funky
Elder of the Jedi Council - Respect your Elders
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Sistine
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Date Posted:
8/30/02 2:14pm
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Yeeee Haaaawwww
"I don't know if I would want the SithKiss...you don't look like a Sith." 
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