Full Series One Sentence or Less Game: TCW version

Winner.

 

Anakin doesn't give up on his lost pal R2 and R2's replacement Goldie does everything he can to work against our heroes, but for some reason they stick with him.

 

Manikin struggles with the most basic concepts of cause and effect as Goldie stretches our suspension of disbelief to the breaking point...which is finally achieved through a Trandoshan who needs Pepto-Bismol.

 

Goldilocks and the three Jedi fight against Grievous' forces, and Anakin get's annoyed asking who ate my porridge and who sat in my chair, while Ahsoka doesn't mind, and R2 gets taken by the big bad wolf.

(It's a resemblance to how Anakin gets annoyed at everything Goldie does, but Ahsoka doesn't)

 

Don't explain your jokes, son.

 

Following a brilliant space battle maneuver by General Skywalker, silly nicknames and Goldie saboteur attempts abound with near equal frequency as Hellboy actor voices a flatulent, slothful Trandoshan miscreant conspiring with Grievous on his inevitable future fail.

 

Does a droid have feelings? And if it does, is it possible to hurt them? Last but not least: can a droid actually be fat? We find out in this episode!

 

Lolz at the end there FARK.

 

Contenders in excess of one sentence are disqualified!!!

 

Duel of the droids, the duel that has been so eagerly anticipated since 1977.

 

High on cough syrup, Grievous begins his descent into drug-dependent frailty when he is unable to outfight Ahsoka Tano, leading to a cyborg who switches off Dooku's holograms mid-conversation in case it turns out to be an intervention.

 

Filoni surprises with gripping duel between archrival Leatherman roombas despite the lack of dialogue, wait that's not surprising at all.

 

lol we just did Duel of the Droids, so I'll do Bombad Jedi.

Jar Jar, 3PO and Padme are the main ingredients in a recipe competing for worst episode ever.

 

In a mind-boggling move in Season 1 of a brand-new show, Most Hated Character in SW history, Goofy Black Slave stereotype, is handed a starring role along with his stereotype sidekicks, Lara Croft and Prissy British Butler.

 

Whosa Jedi? Jar Jar notsa Jedi, but he sure manages to do what they can by taking out Battle Droids, a Crab Droid and dodging three Droidekas and saving the day just in time before Nute Gunray had finished the slowest "ready, aim, fire" in history when the Droidekas were already aiming right at Padme and Threeso.

 

The Revenge of the Psuedo-Jedi Binks while Padme discovers an unripped, unclawed white skinsuit from her wardrobe and wields a laser blaster during her aggressive negotiations.