Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Nick!

 

Damn! We're in a tight spot here!

 

I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto.

 

Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

 

Congratulations! It's a... squid.

 

Oh hidy ho officer, we've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property.

 

Fifty percent of the time, it works all the time.

 

The man ate bacon at every meal. You...you just can't do that!

 

Fascinating.

 

"Earthquakes bring out the worst in some people."

 

Look at the size of that thing!

 

Somebody saw a cockroach up on 12.

 

That's no moon.

 

He's really a modest guuuuy, although he's the hottest guuuuuy
In Havaaaaana, in Havaaaaana.

 

Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

 

You want thingamabobs? I’ve got twenty.

 

No! It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Man!

 

You're gonna look funny eatin' corn on the cob with not ****in' teeth.

 

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

 

Mayors come and go. Blue bloods tire easy. You think you can go fifteen rounds with Muhammed Shreck?

 

Will you leave him out of this? He's suffered enough! The man hasn't been able to digest a decent meal in six weeks!

 

No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.

 

- Who are they?
- She's CIA. I believe the man's an extra.

 

Do you think I made a mistake splitting his brain between the two of them?