Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

You're willing to sacrifice your own kid? You really are beyond the point of no return.

I will never join you!

 

Aww man! I really wanted that dance!


The force is strong in this one.

 

No really? He's your kid.

It's a trap.

 

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

Great, Chewie! Always thinking with your stomach.

 

False. The brain is located in the head not the stomach. Even on a wookie. The stomach is made for digesting food and is thus incapable of thinking.

I have altered the deal. Pray I do not alter it further.

 

I'm telling ten of my friends to never make a deal with you ever again.

Take Princess Leia and her companions to my ship.

 

But which ship is it? Is it the Corellian transport? Is it the shutter? We have too many ships here already.

This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost ship.

 

So he's part blood hound?

Don't tell me we picked up another stray?

 

What is it about you and blood hounds?

I must obey my master.

 

Well, if you say so, but don't forget the safe word. You two have a safe word, right?

What is it, some kind of local trouble?

 

Yeah, the sheriff has rounded up a posse to hang me, so I'd better vamoose.

Ten thousand. All in advance.

 

Ten Thousand? Pfffttttttt, I could buy 100 hookers for that.


You rebel scum!!!

 

Is that anyway to talk to an Ole Miss fan?

I want them alive. No disintegrations.

 

Wait why is he looking me? Oh right, I have a habit of.

As you wish.

 

Thank you, Genie. I have two more wishes, right?

You are in command now, Admiral Piett.

 

In command of what, a bridge full of uniformed force choked bodies?

Put that thing away before you get us all killed!

 

I'm not a stormtrooper. If I'm not aiming at you, I won't kill you.

Where are you taking this thing?

 

Down to the dry cleaners, look at it, the walking carpet needs cleaning badly.

I'm here to rescue you.

 

No thanks, i like bondage

aren't you a little short for a stormtroopper!

 

But I'm too tall to audition as a Munchkin.

So be it, Jedi.

 

Huh, were you speaking to me?

I am a Jedi like my father before me.

 

And look how he turned out.

I must be allowed to speak.

 

I'm in the middle of a speech, wait your turn.

Who sent you?

 

I sent myself.

The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.

 

In that case, will you forgive me for passing gas?

You need more scoundrels in your life