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Only if it's Brussel sprouts.


If a tree falls on you in the woods, do you make a sound?

 

Yes, if I've recently eaten brussel sprouts.

Brussel sprouts or cabbage?

 

Any true Pollack will say cabbage of course.


If april shower bring may flowers ...what does December shower bring??

 

Wet Christmas decorations.

What happens when you eat too much cabbage?

 

the same as when you eat to much beans.


So ...more beans Mr Taggart?

 

No thank you. Urp.

Is there any movie scene as funny as the fireside gathering in 'Blazing Saddles'?

 

Apparently not.

Why is it always super windy on garbage day?

 

So the garbage collectors can watch us chasing milk jugs down the street...

Where is everybody?

 

Laughing about the new "touchy feely" rules of these forums...

What is considered NSFW?

 

I'd say, If your boss is looking over your shoulder and feels what you posted is inappropriate, then don't hit 'post reply'.

Do you think that is too vague?

 

I guess not.

What's going to happen when all this snow melts?

 

It will turn to water.

How do you build an arc, anyway?

 

Very quickly, if you believe the weather forecast.

Do you believe?

 

No way!

How hard do you think weather forecasting is?

 

I dunno.

Should I ask Don Paul when he's shopping in my store?

 

Only if he has the Storm Team 2 weather app on his phone....

Is that really....sunshine???

 

Time to break out the shades!

I wonder if I can get the pair I left in Florida mailed back to me...

 

I'm not sure if that's a question.

Would you like to try again, Gil?

 

I guess not.

Is there anything better than the warm weather we had today?

 

The 80's I'll be in tomorrow in California.

How do you get over the time difference?

 

Just don't sleep.

Why?

 

Don't ask why, ask Why NOT!


If the world was flat, what colour would my hair be?

 

You'd have a flat-top the color of grass

Is the grass greener on the other side of the fence?

 

No, it's Purple because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why does that sound like the answer to a common core math problem?

 

Because math is just there to confuse you, when you can just count on your hand.

Could that be why we like to round off to the nearest 10?