Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

And that's the way it is.

 

"I'll use your head for a bowling ball, Strange."

 

"Patience?! Didn't she shoot you?"
"Well, yeah, a little..."

 

Hodor

 

"Can we get tattoos? I'd get one of my face on my face. It'd be like I'm wearing a mask and the mask is me! I just blew your minds, right?"

 

"I am a riddle wrapped in an enigma smothered in secret sauce."

 

"Whaaaaaaaaaat dooooooooeeeeeees aaaaaaaaaa yeeeeeeeellooooooow liiiiiiiiiiight meeeeeaaaaaaan?"

 

WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!

 

Go ahead, caller. I'm listening.

 

It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.

 

Norm!
"What's up, Norm?"
"My nipples; it's freezing out there."

 

"As for being half-witted, well, all I can say is that I have lived to middle age with half my wits, while thousands have died with all of theirs intact. Evidently quality of wits matters more than quantity."

 

"Sherry, Niles?"

 

Victim or perpetrator, when your number's up, we'll find you.

 

POW! WHAM! SOCKO! KA-POW!

 

"I wonder if this is how Tenzing Norgay felt? Holy ****, I wonder if this is how Tenzing Norgay ALWAYS fells!"

"What, sticky?"

 

"If people see you mean them no harm, they never hurt you...nine times out of ten."

 

"I got higher approval ratings for being a gay man than being a Congressman."

(Former Congressman Barney Frank, who was the first openly gay man in Congress)

 

The thrill of victory!
The agony of defeat.

 

"You don't rent out a mule. You lease that surly bastard."

 

"Save the Texas Prairie Chicken."

 

"She hasn't cried like that since Prohibition."

 

"Trust me; I know what I'm doing."

 

"Aw, twenty dollars, I wanted a peanut!"
"Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts."
"Explain how."
"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."

"Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!"

"You're just in time for Sponge Bath The Old Folks Day!"
"Help yourself, but stay above the equator!"

"Aw, close the damn thing down, no one's ever going to come."
"Give me 700 Krusty Burgers!"
"Would you like fries with that?"

(This episode of The Simpsons was on FXX last night, and I forgot how many great quotes came from it.)

 

"It's a cookbook!"