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SWC How Star Wars Could've Ended in 1 minute

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by HeDoesn'tLikeYou, Nov 18, 2013.

  1. Winston_Sith

    Winston_Sith Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I forgot about 3PO in my last post.

    He is so broken up by the loss of two masters in the span of just a few days, that he just stares blankly at the wall of Ben's hut, mostly not saying a word, but occasionally muttering "This... is... all... your fault... Artoo..."

    R2 and Obi-Wan dont know how to help, so they leave him there when they go to Mos Eisley.

    Humility is the only certain defense against humiliation.
     
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  2. Jedi Knight Fett

    Jedi Knight Fett Chosen One star 10

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    R2 is destroyed above Naboo and the trade federation captures Padme and her escort once again.
     
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  3. Dandelo

    Dandelo SW and Film Music Interview Host star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Qui-Gon: lets try one of the larger dealers, they are more likely to have the hyper drive we want, and likely be cheaper.
     
  4. Winston_Sith

    Winston_Sith Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    As the Imperial Fleet pursues the Millennium Falcon into the asteroid field, the Star Destroyer Executor sustains heavy damage.

    As Darth Vader evacuates the massive flagship on a small Imperial shuttle, the shuttle is also hit by an asteroid and explodes, killing everyone on board.
     
  5. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Rey accepts Unkar Plutt's offer of 60 portions for BB-8, and the droid is turned over to the First Order.
     
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  6. Dagobahsystem

    Dagobahsystem Chosen One star 10

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    Captain Phasma blasts BB-8 during the village massacre on Jakku.
     
  7. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Count Dooku decides to remain a Jedi Master.
     
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  8. Winston_Sith

    Winston_Sith Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Yoda: If, into the security recordings, you go... only pain, will you find.
    Obi-Wan: (shrugs) Yeah, you're probably right... Let's go kill the Emperor! Maybe Anakin will show up to help, too...
     
  9. Anakin.Skywalker

    Anakin.Skywalker Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Qui-gon and Obi-wan are killed on the Trade Federation ship.
     
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  10. Winston_Sith

    Winston_Sith Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Ben: So, what I told you was true.. from a certain point of view.
    Luke: Well, you both can get ******... from a certain point of view!

    Luke runs to his x-wing and flies to the unknown reaches of the galaxy.
     
  11. Seagoat

    Seagoat Former Manager star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dodonna: "The target area is only two metres wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A-"
    (A Rebel soldier quickly runs up and whispers something into Dodonna's ear. His eyes widen)
    "What do you mean these are only the conceptual blueprints?"
    (SHHH!)
    (Leia scuffles out of the room)
     
  12. ConservativeJedi321

    ConservativeJedi321 Force Ghost star 6

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    The Super battle droids decide just to shoot R2 in episode 3.
     
  13. Winston_Sith

    Winston_Sith Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Count Dooku: What if I told you that the Republic was now under the control of a dark lord of the Sith?
    Obi-Wan: No, that's not possible. The Jedi would sense it.
    Count Dooku: The Dark Side has clouded their vision. Hundreds of senators are now under the influence of a Sith lord called Darth Sidious. And Chancellor Palpatine is Darth Sidious.
    Obi-Wan: I don't believe... What?! Wait...!
    Count Dooku: It's true. (turns off the force field) You are free to go tell the Jedi Council. Now, go before I change my mind...
    Obi-Wan runs to his Jedi starfighter and contacts the Jedi Council on a secure channel.

    Humility is the only certain defense against humiliation.
     
  14. darklordoftech

    darklordoftech Force Ghost star 6

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    Plagueis locks his bedroom door.
     
  15. Winston_Sith

    Winston_Sith Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Han and Leia decide that they argue too much, especially in front of their son Ben, so they make an agreement to keep their squabbles out of the public. Thus, the emotional scarring that would eventually push Ben to the Dark Side as Kylo Ren never forms, and the Knights of Ren are never formed.

    Humility is the only certain defense against humiliation.
     
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  16. Winston_Sith

    Winston_Sith Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    ANAKIN: I will do whatever you ask.

    PALPATINE: Good.

    ANAKIN: Just help me save Padme's life. I can't live without her....

    PALPATINE: To cheat death is a power only one has achieved, but if we work together, I know we can discover the secret.

    ANAKIN kneels before PALPATINE.

    ANAKIN: I pledge myself to your teachings..

    PALPATINE: Good. Goooooood. The Force is stronnnnng with youuuuu. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Rico... Suave!

    ANAKIN: WTF?!

    Anakin ignites his lightsaber and slices Darth Sidious in half.

    Humility is the only certain defense against humiliation.
     
  17. DarthIshyZ

    DarthIshyZ Chosen One star 8

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    All due respect Winston_Sith, I believe it would have been:

    PALPATINE: To cheat death is a power only one has achieved, but if we work together, I know we can discover the secret.

    ANAKIN: Wait, what? You don't know already? You said he taught you everything. *throws up his hands* I'm going back to beg the Jedi for forgiveness again.
     
  18. Dandelo

    Dandelo SW and Film Music Interview Host star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Ric Ollie: the hyper drive is leaking there's not enough power to get us back...*taps screen* oh yes there is, funky monitor again.
     
  19. DarthIshyZ

    DarthIshyZ Chosen One star 8

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    Whoohoo! Now this is Pod-Ra*splat*

    Sent via Tapatalk this was.
     
  20. Winston_Sith

    Winston_Sith Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Luke: I'm not afraid!
    Yoda: Ohhhhh... You will be... You *will* be...

    Horrified, Luke starts screaming and runs out of Yoda's hut into the dense Dagobah jungle.

    He is never seen again.

    Humility is the only certain defense against humiliation.
     
  21. darkspine10

    darkspine10 Chosen One star 8

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    Bail Antilles of Alderaan is elected chancellor.
     
  22. 11-4D

    11-4D Force Ghost star 5

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    Jar-Jar didn't try to steal food
     
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  23. Deliveranze

    Deliveranze Force Ghost star 6

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    PT:

    Mace: Anakin, we were just going over to confront the Chancellor now that Grievous is dead.

    Anakin: Mace! Palpatine is a Sith L...WAIT! Why?

    Mace: Oh....um....*stabs Anakin*

    Mace: Whew! Close one!



    OT:

    Obi-Wan: I was once a Jedi Knight the same as your father.

    Luke: A Jedi? You mean those crazy fanatics who tried to overthrow the Republic until the Emperor stepped in and saved the galaxy?

    Obi-Wan: Well....from a certain point of view....

    *reports Ben to Imperial authorities where Obi-Wan is executed*

    ST:

    Han: That's not how the Force works!
    Finn: How would you know?
    *Han is in shambles and ditches Finn and goes back to smuggling while Starkiller Base blows up the Resistance Base*
     
  24. Winston_Sith

    Winston_Sith Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Luke gets so annoyed with the antics of the funny green creature who stole his lamp that he explodes in anger, releasing all the frustration of the recent past in a cathartic diatribe.

    Many words are said by Luke that can't be taken back, as he drives the (Luke's expletives deleted) from his camp.

    By the time Ben's Force ghost appears to Luke to explain what happened, any hope of Luke training to become a Jedi like his father are sunk, as is his x-wing, in the dark swamps of Dagobah...

    Yoda digs his old pod out of hiding, and cleans it up, as a bitter, sullen Luke, too full of pride to beg for forgiveness, sits moodily on a rock, spitefully observing him, before blasting off, and leaving Luke stranded on the boggy world.

    Humility is the only certain defense against humiliation.
     
  25. Dark Ferus

    Dark Ferus Chosen One star 8

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    Episode I: The Phantom Menace

    Qui Gon and Obi Wan are trapped in the room with poison gas. Like it should in real life, the gas kills them almost instantly and Nute Gunray had no reason to open the doors at all. The two Jedi die and nobody rescues Queen Amidala. She is tortured in captivity and signs the treaty. The Jedi council never finds out what happened and the Seperatists continue to invade planets.

    Episode II: Attack of the Clones

    Obi Wan captures Jango, but can't take him back to Coruscant on a one man ship. He calls Yoda for backup, but Dooku realizes that Jango has been captured and ambushes the Jedi transport sent for Obi Wan, which contains both Yoda and Mace Windu. Additional Jedi ships are sent to investigate, but are met by the entire separatist fleet. In a short space battle, the Jedi order is destroyed, all because Obi Wan didn't think to bring a larger transport.

    Episode IiI: Revenge of the Sith

    Obi Wan and Yoda both follow Padme to Mustafar and kill Anakin before he hurts her. Padme is not injured and gives birth to the twins on Mustafar, but dies anyway. Palpatine senses what happened and travels to Mustafar. He is defeated by Obi Wan and Yoda together. The twins are taken back to Coruscant, where the two Jedi show footage to the senate of Anakin killing children and Palpatine as Sidious.


    Episode IV: A New Hope

    As Luke and Leia grapple across the empty shaft, a storm trooper shoots the rope, and they fall to their deaths. Obi Wan senses it in the force and is distracted in his duel against Vader and is slain. Han, Chewbacca and the droids wait for Luke and Leia to return, and are killed by an overwhelming number of storm troopers. The empire regains the Death Star plans from R2D2 and continues to search for the rebel base. They use the Death Star against other rival systems, such as Correllia, until all the rebel planets are destroyed.

    Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

    Luke suffocates inside the Tauntaun, and Han dies of frostbite. When the scouts search for them in the morning, they find the bodies. The imperial probe droid is never discovered, and the Inperual fleet easily invades the rebel base on Hoth. Vader and his troops slaughter the surprised rebels, including Chewbacca and Leia, and Vader is enraged to find Luke dead. He reports to the emperor, who declares the Jedi officially extinct. Yoda dies alone on Dagobah a year later, never passing on his skills.


    Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

    When Luke cuts off Vader's artificial hand, Vader quickly dies as a result of his suit's malfunction.The emperor tells Luke to become his apprentice and congratulates him, but Luke attacks him. The emperor unleashes lightning on Luke, eventually overpowering the young Jedi. Since Palpatine is still alive, he is able to control the battle in favor of the imperial fleet. When he realizes the rebels have destroyed the shield generator, Palpatine orders Moff Jerjerrod to destroy Endor. Jerjerrod complies, and everyone on the planet perishes immediately. The grieveimg rebel fleet is forced to give up, and they flee from the Death Star. The Death Star and fleet pursue the rebel ships and destroy them with no difficulty.


    Episode VII: The Forde Awakens

    When the Millenium Falcon approaches Starkiller Base at light speed, Han is unable to stop the ship from crashing before it explodes. The map to Luke Skywalker is also destroyed on the Falcon. Rey escapes from her cell, but has no way to leave the base, and is recaptured by Kylo Ren. Without the defense sabotaged, Starkiller Base destroys the Rebel fleet. Kylo brings Rey to Snoke's hidden location and he demands to know hiw she got Anakin's old lightsaber. Rey refuses to reveal anything, and is tortured into submission.
     
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