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DarthIshyZ



Kaleesh-Cyborg

Meet Darth Osnil. I fought him in RP, too, and -- like him in the near future -- you're going to die by my Darksaber.

 

DarthIshyZ
How did you know? XD
And stop encouraging the Force ghost Anakin.Skywalker to haunt me. Someone get me a medic, please. Those are my arms, for pity's sake! X(

 

*summons medic for the droid*

Er..I mean...cyborg

*leaves for a while*

*comes back displaying a chest plate and shoulder plates, as well as shin plates*

What do you think? I'm surprised how much metal he had in his limbs!

*turns in front of mirror*

Very nice..

 

Grrah! When I get my arms back, Anakin.Skywalker , you are dead!
*calms suddenly* Sputnik, I really need to talk to someone about my feelings.
*Sputnik refuses to show himself*
Grr...fine. See if I do the eulogy for the next relative of yours that WookieeRage eats.

 

*smiles pleasantly*

 

*points at @Kaleesh-Cyborg's eyes, blinding him*

Your eyes offended me.

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In all seriousness, am I going too far? I don't mean to. As you can most likely see, I'm slap-happy I'm 10 points away from Underlord and I finally have a decent number of people beneath me.



And you're really fun to pick on...



But, really...if I'm being too much of a jerk, just tell me.

 

Kaleesh-Cyborg, that show has one of my favorite non-canon characters:

Shaa'Gi

 

*eyes widen*

What's wrong with his eyes?

 

D'oh! *shakes head violently and uses a foot to rub at eyes since arms are out of commission*
And to think I said something positive to you today! Mondays officially suck! I will never be nice on a Monday again and at this rate, Tuesday doesn't look good either!

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You're fine. I thrive on physical comedy and characters going at each other like this. My cyborg is tough. He can take it *cough*and dish it out*cough-cough*

DarthIshyZ

 

He's scared... um... poopless. If you've ever seen "Scooby Do" there's a character named Shaggy who is a typical '70s teen. Shaa'Gi is based on Shaggy. I think he even says "zoinks" at some point. He's a real coward in both shows, but in this show it's really, really funny.

 

The Joker is a fictional character that is very similar to the Sith as well as Lex Luthor and Six from the re-imagined Battlestar Galactica is also one of the most evil characters.

 

A ha!!!

A peon. *rubs hands together evilly*

 

BTW, Reiis, thank you for that link again. Just wait until you're a High Lord (God-Emperor forbid) and you get to cod slap some young apprentice! Mikaboshi will be standing behind you glowing with pride.

 

I can't wait for it! Mikaboshi has been my main inspiration regarding subordinate abuse, though I don't think I could ever equal him.

God-Emperor forbid? You think it's a bad thing? Shame!

 

When I become a High Lord, I'll borrow Darth Kronos hwip to beat the living daylights out of peons.

*sees nearby peon and also rubs hands together evilly*

 

Darth Osnil

Oh! You too? Shall we torture the peon together?

 

Yes! *spills grape juice all over the carpet for the Peon to clean*

 

*adds berries and mushes them into the thick carpet*

Been reading over my "incident" from way back when....I can't believe how long ago it hasn't been. I've changed so much here.

Well, no, not exactly...I'm still insolent but at least I have a better idea who to do it to...

But, really, it's been an interesting journey. And, now, here I am -- 10 points away from Underlord. It's been...something else, really. It's been great.

It'll be interesting to see how far I actually go and how I get there (the most interesting part, ya know). Who knows....maybe someday I'll be Emperor.

In that case, you're all royally doomed.

 

Yes. You seem to think it's a good idea to do it to me. *glares*

 

*pats the dro- cyborg on the head*

You're just a neophyte. You're safe territory.

*grins*

 

Except for when I rip you off that throne and order your immediate execution.

 

I have two words for you, my dead friend.



FAT. CHANCE.

 

... Except that Anakin.Skywalker- I am 6 points ahead of you. I have essay topics a-plenty for whoever is my apprentice.

 

Doesn't mean I can't be Emperor someday