JCC You Need Something New To Worry About

Mealworms will save some of you.

 

The ultimate tragedy of Plastic Man is that he has Stretch Armstrong powers. That is to super powers as voting for Donald Trump is to having the franchise.

 

I've been aware of plastic and how it degrades for quite some time. It has photodegraded to the point of being in the water cycle, and plastic materials like cups and toys can easily be absorbed and consumed. It has estrogen-like properties.

 

great!

 

Calcium.

I support it.

 

If I've learned anything from the 1950s, it's that the key to good health is eating prunes every day. Prunes will help you expel all those unwanted microplastic particles.

You can get your prunes in this conveniently large plastic bag of individually plastic-wrapped prunes.

 

No. If Vandal Savage is involved, it is not a bright side. Vandal Savage is a level of evil rivaling Sheev Palpatine.

 

Ugh. Thread ruined.

 

Hmm, so according to this, plastics are actually less bad for the environment than using paper or glass.

Well in that one Justice League episode he succeeds in wiping out humanity, then after a couple million years alone on Earth he begins to regret it.

 

Yeah, because being the only living being gets kriffing boring after a while. And being the baddest bad guy in the universe doesn't mean a damn thing if you've got nobody to gloat about it to.

 

Great news in the OP. The 'what will finally do us in' race has a new competitor.

 

someone always has to bring race into it